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  1. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

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    ...Is called "Wedding Dresses". I've sat here in anticiaption all day waiting for their first post but nothing, nada, zilch.

    What will they say when they post? I don't know if I can wait much longer.
     
  2. HORNETCP

    HORNETCP Reservist

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    I saw the title of this post and thought we had a VIP user. When will GT join the forums?
     
  3. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

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    Are you sure my bum doesn't look big in this.
     
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    I hope it is not the girlfriend registering giving me hints!
     
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    TheDon First Team

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    How do you know he hasn't already?
     
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    harry the hornet Not the official Harry the Hornet

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    its probably a spammer trying to advertise dresses. Wrong site to be doing that I think :rant:
     
  7. simms

    simms vBookie

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    Don't give me away.:forehead:
     
  8. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

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    The only thing spammers to well is to post quickly. If it's a spammer it's a bad one.
     
  9. simms

    simms vBookie

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    Poor person is probably too embarrassed to post now :(
     
  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

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    Do you not think I was one of the first?
     
  11. Defunct

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    It gets better. The latest one is called humangirl! A girl who is also a human? Can't wait for their first post :naughty:

    (actually I can because the email address would suggest an online casino, but one lives in hope)
     
  12. His Royal Hornet

    His Royal Hornet Top Quality Banter

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    Special needs spammer?
     
  13. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

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    HumanGirl is online. Waiting, waiting.
     
  14. simms

    simms vBookie

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    "As the market space for top online casinos and becomes more saturated and competitive every day, casinos online are starting to have a hit in their profits by using marketing strategies and promotions and deposit bonuses purchase players."

    Is a message on her profile :)
     
  15. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

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    Not sure you're going to get anything, had a couple of links in their profile. I say had:naughty:
     
  16. Defunct

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    D#mn. Let's put our own links in there :naughty:
     
  17. simms

    simms vBookie

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    There in the about me bit now :)
     
  18. simms

    simms vBookie

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    I was bored and looking on the currently active users bit.

    What are MSNBot Spiders or Google Ad Spiders?
     
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    hornmeister Tired

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    Ever seen Alien vs Predator?
     
  20. Defunct

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    Yes, it was much better than expected.
     
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    simms vBookie

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    No.:doh:
     
  22. Defunct

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    "Spiders" are small pieces of software that are used by Google, MSN, Yahoo etc to go and trawl websites looking for new content to index. Without them we would never be able to search for things on the internet, as they report what they find back to the major search engines.

    The reason we always have a few is twofold. Firstly, the site is changing constantly. Every new post is a change so the spiders stay around when they keep finding new stuff to report back. Secondly the Google Adsense spiders search for content and deliver the ads on that particular page based on what they find.

    But if I walk into another bl**dy spiders web tomorrow I'm going to ban the lot of them.
     
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    Ahh thank you. Makes sense now. I have 0 understanding of anything technical to do with computers. Thanks.
     
  24. Fitz

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    Likely neither girl nor human, methinks.
     
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    I think you'll find The Spider's Web is the Ramada Jarvis Hotel now Admin - a few hundred yards from The Hilton Bushey
     
  26. Defunct

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    I remember that place. Looked at that as a possible wedding venue in 1995, it was a Jarvis even then. Decided against :cool:.
     
  27. Emmawfc

    Emmawfc Graphical Genius

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    ...and now its haunted..hah.
     
  28. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach

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    It was a rancid attempt. Heck even one of the victims had to be called Dallas. :forehead:

    The prequel should be worth watching as Scott shall be directing.

    Wedding Dresses is not a spammer but a spanner. :naughty:
     
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    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach

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    Don't worry. Neither do the political classes. Hence the almighty **** ups over the implementation of computing in the NHS, IR and so forth.

    Gordon is a moron....... :forehead::forehead:
     
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    Ellen33 Academy Graduate

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    Wedding $$$$?

    I was wondering how much everyone's wedding were!
    I am getting married in a year and we are beginning our planning process..any advice you would like to give me would be wonderful! thanks
     
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    Welcome Ellen. We need more details before we can really help. Where are you, what's your budget, what sort of wedding would you like, how many guests etc?

    Moog will be along shortly, he's a bit of a specialist in this area.
     
  32. berkshirehorn

    berkshirehorn presumably I upset/disappointed someone

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    where do you live? I'm a photographer. :)
     
  33. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

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    What you need is a wedding planner, it just so happens I know one, ME!!!

    Only joking :biggrin:, I think a wedding planner would probably be very expensive
     
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    My wedding cost less than £200 for licence, lunch and cake. The three tiered cake was an unnecessary indulgence for eight invited guests. It is my view that most weddings are a big waste of money.
     
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    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

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    You need a cake, I can't bake but it seems like a good project to start.

    Also I have a clapped out VW Polo sitting in the drive that you could use as a car.
     

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