American Tourist on vacation to the UK.
"Excuse me Mam, why did they build Windsor Castle so close to Heathrow"
Originally Posted by Birdydoug
Probably explains why they became extinct. Couldn't stand the smell.
Total football is played in yellow
That story stinks of ****.
Originally Posted by hollywood
He isn't coming here, no friggin way.
If he comes I'll eat my poo, and dons poo.