The limerick thread

[simms]

Right so I will post 1 line of a Limerick

Next you copy and past that to your reply, and add the next line

Then the person after that does the same until we get some funny ones.


There once was a girl from Luton

[DrewH]

There once was a girl from Luton, who liked the look of simms.

[Birdydoug]

There once was a girl from Luton, who liked the look of simms.

She took a sip of pimms right up to the brim.

[Birdydoug]

and now she canny swim.

There once was a girl from luton
Who liked the look of Sims
She took some pimms from right up to the brim
And now she canny swim

[alip01]

But when she came home her brother was in

[mark_work]

Back to school for you lot.

Limericks are supposed to have lines 1,2 & 5 rhyming and line 3 & 4 rhyming. You've also got the ammount of syllables wrong.

What are they teaching kids these days.....

[Hornmeister]

Back to school for you lot.

Limericks are supposed to have lines 1,2 & 5 rhyming and line 3 & 4 rhyming. You've also got the ammount of syllables wrong.

What are they teaching kids these days.....

[Hornmeister]

There once was a man from Nantucket.......

[alip01]

Back to school for you lot.

Limericks are supposed to have lines 1,2 & 5 rhyming and line 3 & 4 rhyming. You've also got the ammount of syllables wrong.

What are they teaching kids these days.....

Spoilsport.

Simms, rename it into the poem thread.

[simms]

Back to school for you lot.

Limericks are supposed to have lines 1,2 & 5 rhyming and line 3 & 4 rhyming. You've also got the ammount of syllables wrong.

What are they teaching kids these days.....

There once was a poster named mark,
who used to play football down the park,
he miss kicked the ball,
and got into a brawl,
now he's only allowed out in the dark,

[Shakespearo]

There once was a man named Bassini
Whose tool was exceptionally teeny
Surgery made it long
and the gym made it strong
Now the girls think he rivals Troy Deeney.

[oxhey67]

There once was a girl from Luton

Who liked to sleep on a futon
But her bed bugs would bite
From early morn' until night
So she moved out of her caravan and applied for social housing but that took years so nothing was ever really resolved.

I think I may have just lost it on the last line. Only just though.

[Birdydoug]

That fighting girl Simms of Luton,
Never did put a smart suit on;
She's always up for a fight,
Though she seems not very bright,
But likes to read Isaac Newton.

[simms]

There once was a birdy named doug
who had the face of an old ugly pug
she swung her bat
which penetrated a cat
and she's no longer so smug

[Birdydoug]

There once was a birdy named doug
who had the face of an old ugly pug
she swung her bat
which penetrated a cat
and she's no longer so smug

[Defunct]

There was an old bird from luton
Who appeared in court with her suit on
The judge gave a frown
And said "you're going down
"Much like you did on that futon"

[simms]

There once was a god called Admin,
who had a devilish cheeky grin,
he bet all his orns,
and was poured on with scorn,
and now is a washed up has been


EDIT: Just realised he no longer has that avatar with the grin.