You don't win anything with kids

And this video proves it:

 

They appear to have cloned Dennis Wise.

 

Has Our scouting network seen this?

 

As if our defence would do better

 

Top Japanese entertainment as ever!

 

Just as with Watford without Deeney, those kids need some leaders, somebody to encourage them to put their bodies on the line.

 

I see on 1 min 20s they're still teaching the 'if in doubt, put it out method'. Even if you've got 99 team mates on the park

 

IT looks like a Lads v Dads game at a BBQ...apart from the Dads normally have a can of beer in their hand

 

Highlights from the Man City vs Watford game..