Bournemouth 0-2 WFC 19/8/17

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by goldenstate-goldenboy, Aug 17, 2017.

  1. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I fear a penalty in this one.
     
  2. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    I think he probably will, mainly because of Kaboul's hamstring injury last week, there's no point in risking him.
     
  3. Two assists and a goal and you'll soon be watching the highlights polishing the bald shiney head of your little Amrabat looky likey, singing songs to the tunes of the Sunshine Band.
     
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  4. First uttered by Adam, chatting to a snake, chewing on an apple, somewhere around Day 12 of God's new paradise.
     
  5. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    God you are boring
     
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  6. J.B

    J.B First Team

    The arrogance. The entitlement.

    Vile pipsqueak of a man.

    A few classic moments from this fixture to whet the appetite ahead of Derby Day tomorrow:

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  7. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    gah I can't believe how spot on you are.
     
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  8. Bore

    Bore Reservist

    Replacing Pererya?

    Success on left or would he give Richarlison a start? He should be fit enough given the Brazilian had started I think.

    Can Success play on right and Richarlison left? Don't fancy Amrabat on right again but think he will play him
     
  9. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

    Fritter I don't like internet bullies. If you want me to stick up for you let me know? I'm boring too.
     
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  10. goldenstate-goldenboy

    goldenstate-goldenboy First Year Pro

    Somehow, Lawro has still picked us to lose despite the fact that we put 3 past Liverpool last week and Bournemouth couldn't score on West Brom, and since the beginning of the 2015-16 season Bournemouth have conceded 135 goals, more than anyone else in the Premier League.

    Anyway, there are two patterns here: the most obvious being that every fixture in the PL between us and the Cherries has ended in a draw. The second being that in all of their PL seasons so far, Bournemouth have lost their first two matches. At least one of those patterns has to break tomorrow.

    My money is on a Watford victory. From what we've seen so far this season, we attack with much more pace and guile than West Brom can, and I don't think the B'mouth back line can keep us from finding the back of the net, especially from set pieces. That's not to say they can't score against us, but I doubt they can put enough past us to earn points. Jermain Defoe is just coming back from injury and has never scored against us in the PL. Plus, the man just about needs Life Alert. Joshua King is no doubt capable, but I'm confident that Prodl can shore up our defence nicely and odds are that Gomes doesn't make as many crucial errors this week.

    Watford 3-1 Bournemouth

    Okaka, Richarlison, Holebas; King


    Edit: Forgot to mention that Silva has a decent track record against Bournemouth. Managed to beat them in a 3-1 comeback win in his first game as Hull manager.
     
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  11. Success and Richarlison for me, either side of Cleverly and with Andre Gray up front, Deeney to come 2nd half

    Show whitey Howe that football is about people from all races and social backgrounds working together
     
  12. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Defoe may not have scored against us in the PL, but I think he got one against us in the southern league in 1897.
     
  13. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    He did you are correct, it was in extra time of the second leg of the Beskins over 40's cup!
     
  14. Mollyboo

    Mollyboo First Year Pro

    I've nothing against Bournemouth. I'd much rather see the PL filled with clubs like ours, all at the expense of the traditionally 'massive' clubs.
    Who'd have thought that Watford, Bournemouth, Huddersfield and Burnley would be holding their own in the top flight? Crazy.
     
  15. J.B

    J.B First Team

    Plucky, financially doping Bournemouth with their billionaire Russian owner and on-field systematic cheating. A real breath of fresh air and an example to other small clubs that all you need to do is represent all that is so unappealing and morally reprehensible about modern football to make it to the top.
     
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  16. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    They're a gutless bunch, so Remainers, I'm afraid.
     
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  17. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    Where do you stand on Sarah Champion, Clive?
     
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  18. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Exactly this - a point Merson made so eloquently last week. And then I woke up.

    1-0 to muff - king (pen) holebas red card
     
  19. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Forgot about that Pudil tackle being immortalized in the programme. Thanks JB, cracking move.
     
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  20. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    Muff fans seem to be taking this thread to heart bless them. I think they have truly missed the point that this thread is more of a p***take and most of us are just mocking the rivalry between the clubs. To be fair they probably like the attention though as no one else gives a hoot about them.
     
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  21. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Nah, Holebas is going to go this season without a single card of any colour!
     
  22. dynamo380

    dynamo380 Reservist

    You must be thinking of a different Holebas
     
  23. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Bruce Willis in the lead roll:

    "Oh man, I can't ******* believe this. Another basement, another elevator, another oil rig, aliens. How can the same **** happen to the same guy..."
     
  24. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Yippee ki yay mother fcker
     
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  25. Nnnn

    Nnnn First Team

    Don't forget the ventilation air ducts. There's always air ducts.
     
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  26. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Shame that Alan Rickman isn't available for the bad guy role
     
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  27. Jossy

    Jossy Reservist

    In an alternative universe where we get awarded the inevitable penalty tomorrow - who do you reckon would take it (assuming Deeney isn't playing)?

    Don't fancy Okaka, reckon he'd miss. Chalobah? Holebas? Maybe Gray?
     
  28. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Predatus expellious.
     
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  29. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Their fans are the biggest bed wetters in the Country. I think on three of our visits down there recently they've said we were the worst behaved 'hooligans' they've ever encountered and that Leeds and Millwall were better behaved.

    The most irrelevant, boring, souless sh*t stain of a club to ever grace the Premier League, and let's not forget Reading also played in the EPL too....
     
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  30. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Signed for Boro.
     
  31. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    Oi, theyre stupid little southern fairies. Don't be forgetting that
     
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  32. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Isn't that just to take another wizards wand?
     
  33. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Beat us to every signing.
     
  34. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I honestly could not care less about Bournemouth but could somebody stick one on Adam Smith. A very average player who cheats. I very rarely dislike players this much but for some reason he is up there with Ricky Hill
     
  35. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Yeah can't stand him either. Serial diver.
     

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