Vue to a kill

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Relegation Certs, Mar 21, 2018.

  1. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

  2. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Absolute blockbuster of a disaster.
     
  3. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Was he watching 'What Lies Beneath'?
     
  4. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Natural selection.
     
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  5. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    I'm having trouble understanding how this is even possible.

    Perhaps he went into cardiac arrest as a result of the stress?

    Either way, bizarre and sad to read.
     
  6. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Prolonged stress and pain can induce cardiac issues. If he we being non-fatally crushed for a long period that could potentially cause a heart attack.
     
  7. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Part of me agrees and then another part thinks life is just a ride and getting off it is always going to be tricky until it's over. It's a nice thought that you can dies snugly with all your relatives around you, but actually your organs are decomposing inside you as it happens and only a narcotically induced fug will blank it out.

    Sleep tight all.
     
  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Which reminds me I don't like all that Darwin awards stuff. But in this case if he wanted to pass on his genes, he probably has by now.
     
  9. none of us are getting out of this alive
     
  10. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    I agree, until the Chinese come up with something to make us all immortal. But then again, living forever would have more negatives than positives.
     
  11. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

    If we lived forever we'd see the mighty horns play in Europe again.... probably.
     
  12. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Now that would certainly be a plus of being immortal. Well said.
     
  13. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    If we lived for ever everything is a statistic certainty.
     
  14. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    We'll be downloading our conciousness into a computer. I'm not convinced Moog hasn't already done it.
     
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  15. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    If we lived forever we'd get the Scumbags in a cup at some point.
     
  16. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Still wouldn't see England win a World Cup.
     

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