To celebrate Jose Holebas extending his contract

The joggers look so crap if he took them to Bovingdon Market someone would tell him to sling his hook for bringing its reputation into question.

 

There’s also a dry cleaning service. Collection isn’t too bad but once there it takes forever to get back.

 

Viewing the low crotch trousers and recent comments he’s made about wanting to play in Europe with WFC it’s evident that’s he simply gone clean off his rocker.

 

Apologies if I'm the only who missed this one:

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/foo...-yellow-cards-managers-and-clothing-Exclusive

I like the cut of his jib (if not his trousers).

Good luck to him.

 

Knowing our centre halves inability to pass,Britos especially,I think letting them within a five mile radius of a firearm could spell armageddon!

My sister in law was a a designer for Razzy in the eighties.
She went on a buying trip to Italy for tee shirts.
They bought them for £3 a shirt and put their logo on and sold them for £10.
Ellesse bought the same items and put their half tennis ball log on and charged £35!

 

I think they are great, he should probably stop playing football and concentrate on this full time

 

At this stage it’s not really a full time job.

The weeks while suspended will keep it ticking over.

 

We all know you've just bought several pairs

 

I'm rather taken with the BreastZipper but would need to cut the label out for fear of washing line ridicule from my neighbours.

 

I'll take a pair of those to cater my donkey dong

 

Do they sell this range in the club shop? Might buy something on Saturday

 

They would be but the Holebas range is suspended for a couple more weeks after some crimes against fashion over the Christmas games.

 

I think there is definitely scope for a range of Watford player related clothing. Who wouldn't want to buy from the Marco Cassetti 'Did it Hurt'? range.

 

Or Troy Deeney underpants - generously cut to provide comfort for those with massive cajones

 

It also says something about "Drucken Auf Lager.. Preis Wie.. In den Warenkorb"

Now my German isnt that great but i think the translation is drinking half a lager, needing to take a quick wee.. in the "Warenkorb"? Perhaps that's German for double zipper over nob?

 

Next stop a straightjacket!
Very apposite!

 

His website has doubled its hit rate over the last couple of days

 

Early contender for thread of the year.

 

Holebas has finally found someone stupid enough to wear his clothes...

 

Turns out the joke is on us as I've just flicked on Eurovision and there's some Euro**** wearing something suspiciously like a JH Original Crotch Hanger.

 

Is that Capoue? Maybe that's the personal reason he's out tomorrow. He's performing for Austria in Eurovision.

 

The only part of the Eurovision that was remotely interesting was the scoring after the "singing" was over. Watching large-breasted women from all over Europe "manfully" struggling with enough English to vary the "Gut Ivning Lishboa, wunderful show, here are the votts of the Swidish joorie" - as Cyprus voted for Greece, Greece voted for Cyprus, Sweden voted for Norway and vice versa, UK voted for Ireland and Ireland voted for everyone except the UK.

Now they've arsed up even that - turns out that all the countries voting means nothing and some mysterious "people voting" can award a mediocre (yes that good) song 300 votes thereby negating all the voting that went before.

Strange...and don't get me started on the winning "song" of which I heard the first few bars.

Whatever happened to Brotherhood of Man and Katie Boyler?

Back to Old Trafford......

 

It's actually the other way round, it's the countries' jury votes that are handed out in the 'presented' sections as they travel round Europe, and then the viewers votes that come in in one pointless, ridiculous pile right at the end. Makes Israel's victory all the more shameful and embarrassing, because it means that once again in recent times the commonfolk have come together and voted en masse for the worst possible option.

Personally I hate the new split vote system, and would always advocate against it.