To celebrate Jose Holebas extending his contract

why not treat yourself to an item from his delightful new clothing line

http://www.jholebas.com/index.php/

 

'Squidgy look good in blue'.
Or possibly...
'If you can't fight wear a big hat'.

 

He's just trying to promote the Holebas brand.

Fine by me. But if any of our fat English players do the same by creating some sort of Foundation to help people and that, then **** that player.

 

How refreshing to see apparel without writing on.

Even the symbols are mainly a discreet black on black.

A nod to the Terry Venables ‘black tie, black shirt’ combo of the early 90s?

 

I really want the Holebas range to really reflect the man:

Spoiler: Something a bit more...

...yellow cardy?

 

http://www.jholebas.com/index.php/sets/crewneck-low-crotch-jogger-set.html

Jesus ******* Christ.

Some sort of adult nappy.

 

Bizzare really, he’s hardly Michael Jordan is he?

Nice plain black hoody, where did you get it? Well, do you know Watford’s 33 year old second choice Greek left back? ... Er, don’t worry I’ll just get one from Primark

 

Looks like a full one.

 

shame I was hoping to see a 'sick of this sh1t' tee, might even have bought one

 

To be honest, who hasn't wanted to splash 110 euros on a tracksuit with one horizontal zip to get your old boy out for a whizz and another one to carry your wallet and keys just under your chin?

 

‘Chardonnay’, it has been noted, contains within it ‘hard on’.

Looking down the other end of the telescope, ‘Holebas’ nestles within ‘*rsehole Bassini’.

 

I think those are the ones you have to order after developing elephantiasis of the crotch area having worn the far too tight ones http://www.jholebas.com/index.php/embossed-xx-hose-jogger-grey.html and youre not happy with the far too long t-shirt to cover it up.

 

And the trouser zip has 2 zippers on it.

Pound to a penny either the old chap or the old swingers are going to get snagged somehow.

And then to dial for an ambulance whilst doubled up in pain, you’d have to open the zip on the top with your teeth to access your phone.

Presumably we’re seeing some beta prototype version.

 

Curious that JH has an eye for men’s fashions & Seba Prodl an easy familiarity with luxury kitchen design.

Does Cathcart have a passion for macrame?

Shouldn’t defenders, ideally, have tougher interests (eg guns, tanks, bearbaiting)?

 

JH’s maverick clothing range means that, for the second day running, there are mistakes on the forum.

 

To be fair to him, he actually designs the clothing himself, and he purposefully kept the price point high street/low, so kids who are fans of his and 'normal people' can buy them, unlike the standard collaboration with some 'designer' brand (designer in a loose sense) that footballers usually wear and promote, costing hundreds of pounds an item.

 

I wonder if they give him unique sensations.

 

Surely having the knees joins together like that is gonna cause problems?

 

Wot? No sick of this **** T-shirt?

 

I believe that would be a successful logo.

 

No jaunty eye patch for trivial injuries?

 

I wonder if he's sold a single item?

 

God, you lot aren't down with fashion are you? Luckily, I'm still hip and groovy and so are my friends, which is why we all wear Holebas 'Low Crotch Hose' - they're stylish, comfortable and ideal for any occasion. And most brands of incontinence pant fit snugly under them

 

The price point isn't Primark but its not actually that expensive, I've seen far worse

I like the all black cap he often wears, I'd buy one... if I weren't too old to start looking gansta (see I'm down wiv it) or trailer trash trucker (once it gets old and torn)

 

Deeney s non football passion is for Bake Offs .

As in, “if you touch any of my bakes you can Fxck Off.”

 

http://www.jholebas.com/index.php/shirts/shirt-basic-low-grey.html

€30 for a tshirt that you can probably buy in Primark for £3? Bore off!

 

Will never beat Sebastian for style imho.

 

Burberry tees are way over £100

 

The bargain priced plain white t-shirt is a gift at €29.99.
I was taught to beware Greeks bearing gifts, it’s a no from me.

 

I still wear my Richard Lee cap collection.

 

I quite like this look from the Holebas Spring/Summer collection

 

More like the logo goes missing for a lot of the time.

 

I always think Holebas looks like that junkie bag snatcher you might see walking up and down tourist beaches in the canaries wearing a grubby white wife beater looking for his next purse.