Things you hate III

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Otter, Dec 11, 2015.

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  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I think we have reached crisis point on people who meander in busy areas absorbed in their phones. Every day travelling across Central London these eejits delay me.

    The only reason that I get a copy of the Metro is to roll it up and hit them with it. Think that scene in ‘Sean of the Dead’.
     
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  3. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    John,Peter or Dan?
     
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  4. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Disagree. Meant I could go shopping yesterday and Asda was half empty.

    Mind you the customers that were there were angry.



    People that shop in Asda (apart from me)
     
  5. Jossy

    Jossy Reservist

    Wilfried Zaha (thought I'd get that in 24 hours in advance).
     
  6. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    The general public. Stuff would be infinitely better without them.
     
  7. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    The absurdity of the digital age and communicating with people you never meet, some of which invent alter egos to become someone different to their own self. Wierd as fudge if you ask me.
     
  8. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Good grief....what are you lot like? Take a look at yourselves. There's only one thing we can unite on hating and that is paint colours.

    My Green chart, lightest to darkest.
    Pearly Gates
    Misty Mojito
    Casa In Point
    Parsley Root
    Ancient Jade
    Cash
    Captain

    Again this is light green to dark green. I h*ve similar for blue also, from light to dark, with equally ridiculous names.
     
  9. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Agreed. The office wall is bowling green green apparently. Unfortunately Bowling green green from 2015 doesn't match bowling green green that you buy today as an unfortunate experience with some touch up pain has revealed. I blame global warming.
     
  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    The distribution of chocolates in this years office celebrations tub.
    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Less twix, more teaser, less milky way and bounty and more of both galaxies.
     
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  12. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Had some all gold last year. ewwwghh!

    all generic horrible, poor quality, truffle things
     
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  13. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    and don't get me started on quality street. Its about £15 now for a Christmas size tin.

    First they came and took all the peanut crackles and I said nothing
    Then they took the Toffee Deluxe
    and added horrible honeycomb and orange crunches
     
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  14. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    and Roses are even worse.

    • Brazilian Darkness - Nutty soft fudge, not toffee 3/10
    • Caramel Bite - ughhhh! not proper caramel but containing marzipan of all things ie: fudge
    • Golden Barrel -fine, but its a keg goddamnit
    • Caramel - another soft fudge
    • Country Fudge - fudge
    • Hazel in Caramel - 5/10
    • Hazel Whirl - boring
    • Strawberry Dream - nice
    • Tangy Orange Creme - fine
    • Coffee Escape - oh GOD no!
    • Signature Truffle - horrid cheap truffle.
     
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  15. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I am going to buy a tin of quality streets and one of roses.
    Im going to collect all the nice caramels and toffees, all the strawberry and orange crèmes and a very few fudges and keep those in one box.
    the other box can go to work full of fudge, more fudge, disgusting cheap truffles, plain chocolate squares and crunches. and the coffee ones can just go in the bin
     
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  16. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Chocolates with fruit fillings and raisins
     
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  17. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    The bit in the last Jedi that due to spoilers I won't say but its naff
     
  18. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Humans only hope is to evolve colour blindness. Having to choose between Elephants Breath, Paris Gray and Drop Cloth will be the end of us, mark my words!
     
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  19. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    That stupid spotify advert that seems to advert **** grime music every 5 minutes. I've no interest. Why can't I customise my ads?

    Slow walkers, especially on Oxford St. Move to the side if you want to amble about so that i can go where I want without having to meander around you all.
     
  20. Mollyboo

    Mollyboo First Year Pro

    'Perfect' by Ed Sheeran.

    The same 4 done to death chords (G Em7 C D and repeat), and the line 'You between my arms'. WTF?

    How can anyone have the brass balls to churn out this carp? I guess 'people that know nothing about music' is a huge marlet that needs exploiting.
     
  21. Jossy

    Jossy Reservist

    Just Ed Sheeran. Not necessary to dissect that talentless ****s "music":mad:
     
  22. fan

    fan slow toaster

    European cafes that serve crisps instead of chips with your food. come on guys
     
  23. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Hippy drippy trendy vicar 'contemporary re-imaginings' of traditional Christmas Carols.
     
  24. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    This is why I voted for Brexit
     
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  25. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    I thought it was just me. Seems like a decent enough chap but the music hurts my ears.
     
  26. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Hangovers.
    Never really had one till I hit 30. Now they're getting progressively worse as I get older.
     
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  27. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    I'm hardly Ed Sheeran's biggest fan, but I'm not sure how anybody pick on him as not being talented.

    Compared to the rest of the dross in the charts: he writes his own stuff, has a good and distinctive voice, tells a decent story and has done well from very little.
     
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  28. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    So do Raksu!
     
  29. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    One of the better reasons I've heard, if I'm honest.
     
  30. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Lol are you being served Stormzy adverts?
     
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  31. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    I've no idea. I got so fed up that that every time this annoyung advert cane 0n, I'd mute Spotify. I've now downloaded Amazon Music also, as they don't bombard you with ads.
     
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  32. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Deodorant and anti perspirant with 48 and even 72 hour effectiveness. Are people not washing anymore?
     
  33. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    The only I can think for this to be useful would be music festivals and very long haul flights with multiple changes and delays.
     
  34. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Real men don’t use perfume.
     
  35. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Well if you pay the £9.99 a month you won't get adverts :)
     
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