Things you hate III

Getting smashed 0-6 at home...

 

Andre Gray

 

Harry Rednapp, and it looks like he's been sacked again!

 

Sky Sports interviewer to Rooney on return to OT "Can you contain any of your emotions during the match?" What kind of question is that ? What do you expect him to say ? "No, I'll start to cry and let the game by, I'm an emotional man and still feel like a United player." Cue your generic answer. Talk about the match for Pete's sake.

 

Tipping Point contestants. Do they not understand physics at all?

 

Curry

 

Wot?

Never known a bloke to hate curry.

 

Moccasins

Apparently all the rage for some of you City worker types. No, just no. I don't care if they are Tod's, they look hideous and always have done. Stop it. Now.

 

Kindly leave, now.

 

And they sound like a class of school kids dragging the desks across the parque floor.

 

The Foo Fighters.

Walked past the crowds going to see them at the O2 tonight - never so many middle aged, middle class people in leather jackets in one place. Have to go down as the most overrated band in history.

Their place is on a driving compilation CD. Terrible sixth form band, who's success is built on Kurt Cobain's grave.

 

Better or worse than the England band?

 

Worse. At least the England band aren't on the TV and radio every 5 minutes being everyone's best mate.

 

Went to see them last year at the MK Bowl after Wembley was cancelled. I was underwhelmed.

 

Agree with your first para, but consider yourself abused

 

I'm not surprised

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m1-closed-both-directions-after-11199038

 

School pick up parents.

Who drive up the 50m dead end to drop off and get stuck/block in the other dozen who did the same, despite the schools letter saying not to.

Who arrive early to park, but sit in the car with the engine running waiting for it to be 8.45. Thanks for the fumes as we walk past, adding to the ******* that smoke just outside the gates for us to walk through.

 

The smell of dirtiness half covered up by perfume.

This can be personal, where someone obviously hasn't had a bath or shower in some days and has strong body odour, but in half a nod to social norms has tried to cover up the worst of the stink by spraying on copious amounts of Lynx or Charlie body spray.

Alternatively it can be home, where the resident hasn't been cleaned for ages and the place pongs of dirt, but they've bought several strong Glade air fresheners to try to obscure their lazy slackness.

It's that sickly sweet and overpowering perfume smell with the nasty base notes of BO and filth.

Dirty pigs.

 

If I could double like this I would.

 

I once had a someone decline an invite to our house because my wife and I both smoke, we were in a busy pub at the time and yes it was before the smoking ban.

 

That was just the excuse they told you.

 

Nah I always had the best parties .... His wife was just a cussy funt who's dad died after smelling smoke or something like that. The same sort that threw a fit when I just rolled a ciggie on the tube with no intention of smoking it before I got off.

 

I won't lie. I have, on occasion, been known to have what you may call a Spanish or French shower if I'm late for work.

 

Yes he is the worst, and his sidekick Hoddle make watching ITV football/England games even more unpleasant viewing.

 

hangovers

 

Jonathan Ross.

 

Russell Brand.

 

Claudia Winkleman

Part of me actually quite likes her but she squints at the screen with those blacked out druggy eyes and tonight she looks more like a man in drag than ever.

 

What is the point of them? They aren't enjoyable and they don't deter future excessive drinking.

 

Go on......

 

Yep, she's on the list, along with Ruby Wax, Fearne Cotton and Victoria Coren-Mitchell. Somewhere back in the mists of time on this thread I suggested the last-named as an object of hatred and got shot down. But I still maintain I am correct.

I'm not keen on Zoe Ball either.

 

Zoe Ball fact: according to Zoe Ball, she is the only women to have ever had children.

She is not a patch on her father.

I will research the last name your mention, never heard of her.

 

Oh yes, I have. Haven't seen much of her but she seems like she should be in the intelligent and pretty thread, or is that a different forum?

 

I find her insufferably smug. David Mitchell is also quite smug, but can at least be amusing. She just comes across as patronising.

I am aware others think differently. @Meister for one, I seem to recall.

 

I like David Michell or than her though, not sure I sure admit that.

she has gone down in my estimation as I didn't realise, until now, that she'd married him.

Make of that what you will!