The Premier League - 2018/19 - All Match Discussion In Here

I think it’s probably best that we just doggy paddle to next summer with Puel. I know you lot don’t like him but I’d love Howe to manage us.

 

Skin dry and clogged? Tired and sagging? Botox. You know you want to.

Before & After
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Always reminds me of Kayla,the Palace eagle.
Minus the polo neck of course!

 

Turns out Howe grew up in the same place as half this forum.

Top man.

 

Does the Botox also make your writing more understandable?

 

Something of Vardy & Pickford about this chap.

Interesting to note that it has been the existentialist rather than first car theme which has prevailed.

Surprising & simultaneously unsurprising.

Back to Scherzinger’s Cat.

 

Bear,one of our club cats,is having his left fore leg amputated on Friday. A woman with mental health difficulties kicked him in May.
I hope this isn't an omen for Huddersfield.

 

Fiat uno

 

I’m not a physicist but cause & effect usually kicks more briskly than that.

I would think poor Bear’s injury is much more likely to be linked to our reversal at Old Trafford last season.

Carrick’s Match.

Front or rear?

Btw, alarmingly the chap opposite me is in conversation with his pancake.

I’m in Boston MA but surely this is ‘outlier behaviour’ even in Trump’s America.

One for Louis Theroux.

 

You'll get more sense out of a pancake than you will out of Trump.

 

He’s now moved on but that pancake had some pretty unattractive views.

Glad to see it eaten.

 

Never mind that,did the pancake reply?
Be a shame if it did,seeing as the diner ate him/her/it.
You might have made millions: 'Rookery Dad and his Talking Pancake Gerald (Geraldine).

 

The diner assumed the roles of both eater & eaten.

Like something out of Twin Peaks.

 

Wash your mouth out with soap. Dirty boy.

 

Most odd!

 

He did use the same voice for both parts which made following the conversation difficult.

But at no point was the name Gerald mentioned.

I was tempted to lean in towards him to hear everything more clearly.

But then I was even more tempted not to.

 

Gerald is a very popular name for a pancake I would imagine.

 

Vivid imagination.

 

Not really. Many years ago I was at the famous Wall Drug in Wall, SD and had their equally famous stack of 12 buttermilk pancakes and yes, you've already guessed, every last one of them was called Gerald.

 

I thought as much.

 

I stand corrected.

https://www.instantcheckmate.com/people/gerald-pancake/

 

I fear 'Bruce' might be caught in the next subprime scandal but, like all Pancakes, I am sure he seizes the day.

 

When we play there Spurs will be the only team I have seen play on 4 ‘home’ grounds.

 

Yes, but certainly not 14th in the country in my book.

 

Peep! Penalty to Bournemouth!
Peep! Red card to Bournemouth opponent!

 

How can matters be beyond Levy’s control?

He’s in charge.

 

This kind of research made Britain Great Britain.
"Best piece of frontier gibberish I've read in a long time."thanks be,as ever .to Mel Brooks!

 

Well, thank you.

It’s my post Brexit contribution.

 

I can say for certain that at a large percentage of tennis academies, young players are taught every imaginable way to distract,disrupt and intimidate their opponents.
I'm sure this occurs in football.