Can we keep this thread on topic please? The majority of us aren't here to discuss politics and just want to know the team news, discuss what we reckon the score will be and find out what pub the Muff fans will be drinking in before the game so we don't petrol bomb the wrong one by mistake.
Most of us would see that as praise. (It was a bit lame but the best I could do at the time - I will try to work on my insults Mr Hairlessfrog). Stephen Hawking might have been insulted. Before you thread purists jump on the bandwagon, we have over a week till the Muff match and there is not that much to say so a bit of banter keeps us busy.
Agreed. Politics best kept to politics threads but insulting Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, Shub-Niggurath or Nug would probably mean a lifetime ban.
Team news: Richarlison will start. Deeney will start. Someone will come on in the second half when we realise 1 up top ain't working. This will be a tactical masterstroke if we then win. Back four/three/five - well who cares they are all much the same level of bobbins. 1-0 Defoe own goal. Deeney assist.
I'd be happy with a 1-1 or a 1-0 Watford win. Don't want Smug Eddie's team to sneak past us on the rails. You could well beat us on April 7, but I still think we'll finish above the Hornets.
Agree on smug Eddie. Reckon April 7th will be a draw and Burnley will finish 8 points above the Horns.
too fiddly and the pips will get stuck underneath their plates, maybe a banana or some nice stewed apple, with prunes to keep them regular
Because I'm so tolerant and multicultural, I too hate white people from Bournemouth. Just as much as I hate muzzers, frizzies, jooze, wongs, pikies, spickies, greaseheads, Argies, Mexicans, the ****ing French, jocks, paddies, scousers, Native Americans, Australian Aboriginals, Maoris, Eskimos, wandering nomadic Marsh Arabs, Mormons, hippies, and track suit wearing vermin from UK council estates. Equality is something we should all strive for. Watford 4 Muff 3.
I think the residents that live in Bournemouth support the top six English teams, CFR Cluj, FC FCSB, Legia Warszawa, Lech Poznan or Wisla Krakow than AFC Bournemouth. Bournemouth could not even sell all the home fans tickets for the Spurs game recently. Prediction for Saturday, 3-0 to Bournemouth. I hope not, but our defence has more holes that a golf course.
Wot about rotting dead people from Transylvania? Do you hate them too? - because u do know they’re not really dead don’t you? If u were really tolerant and multicultural and believed in equality u wud also luv our friends 20 miles up the road in the Kennel but u don’t luv them or believe they’re equal at all do u? Hypocrite. NB. Liked for your reference to wandering nomadic Marsh Arabs who don’t usually get any mention, especially on football forums. 3-1 back to winning ways.
I thought they were called the Marsh Arab Nomads United, or Man Utd for short , or is that a different league?
Not so. Spurs was sold out. I am not aware of any of our home games in the PL this season that has NOT been a sellout for home fans. As for Saturday.. since losing the first 4 games this season, we have been very inconsistent with a lot of indifferent performances. Most of our best performances have been in narrow defeats to the top sides, e.g. Chelsea, Man City home, Man Utd and Spurs away. If the AFCB side that played Chelsea or Leicester away turn up then we have a good chance of winning, but I think the side that turned up at Huddersfield is more likely, that came after a 2-week break as well. We shall see!
Well, there's always the hope that the Bournemouth players play golf like I do - and miss the holes completely.
I'm with Mark Twain on golf. Not sure if he had an opinion on this fixture but it was probably pithy!
Was a bit tempted to sing some Hey Jude there but since I positively hate the Beatles I won't demean my self or this forum by quoting them. The bastards
It’s called an international break and sends many into acting like wide eyed zombies or writing nonsense in a brain frazzle, or teetering on the edge of a panic attack, or, in my case, plain old fashioned delirium.