January Transfer Window Suggestions

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by hornmeister, Jan 3, 2018.

  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I agree. Go to the Vic these days and sometimes the bar is like a Phil Mitchell lookalike convention.

    Wind, however, is an issue for the combover.

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Leicester now saying they want to offload Iheanacho and not Slimani. Young, tall, quick, zero goals. Sounds right up our street.
     
  3. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I think this means they will offload either to anyone willing to give them a good percentage of all the cash they wasted.
     
    Hairyfrog likes this.
  4. Ray Knight

    Ray Knight First Year Pro

    In the long run would be a better bet for us than Slim. He has hardly played for Lester. Could Silva instil enough confidence for him to start scoring again?
     
    Hairyfrog likes this.
  5. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Iheanacho would be a much better signing
     
    Hairyfrog likes this.
  6. Grrwood

    Grrwood Reservist

    Not sure why Iheanacho hasn't kicked off at Leicester - he looked a potential world beater for City. Had a real poachers instinct.
     
    Hairyfrog likes this.
  7. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Gray would probably look like a world beater at city.....

    ok maybe not.
     
  8. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

  9. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Surely we'll be linked with someone soon..
     
  10. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    The club might be waiting until the last week of the window to see if more injuries have cleared up. I'd imagine this month will only be loans to plug gaps, plus we don't want to commit to players on long deals when Silva will most probably **** off in the summer.
     
  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Also meets the "Going down" transfer requirement of being an "Arsenal superstar".
    And with IBB already labelling him as "a dish", this one seems fairly cut and dried. Get him here now.
     
  12. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    He certainly doesn't pass my dishy standards. Looks like one of those troll dolls, and he's got stupid perky nipples.

    It's an emphatic no from me.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin likes this.
  13. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Even though Duxbury has openly stated that we will be getting players in and they will be looking to conclude deals as early as possible?
     
  14. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    Yeah, how's that going?
     
  15. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    This buying and selling stuff is really easy, I'm just surprised the scouts don't get it/haven't twigged yet.

    Ask any Derby fan what they thought of Will Hughes and you get a positive. Chelsea fans and Chalobah is also 100% positive. Burnley fans laughed at the Gray fee at the time.
    If anyone came on here after buying Capoue what would we be telling them?

    Ask on the forums, it's a peice of p*ss this game.
     
  16. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    i before e except AFTER c FFS.
     
    Diamond likes this.
  17. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    Coq succour ?
     
  18. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    You’re the one that is ITK so you tell me? ;)

    In all seriousness, we are 10 days in. Do I wish we had signed someone yet? Definitely. But just because we haven’t doesn’t mean we are actively leaving it until the last minute. Silva has been critical of that so I doubt we would purposely do it again after publicly stating our intention to sign players to the fans.
     
  19. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Where's that clapping hands emoji when you need it? Fine work, sir.
     
  20. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Fixed for you.
     
  21. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    :D:D:D:D:D
     
  22. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Apologies. What in gods name was I thinking?
     
  23. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Au contraire. Wind is the music to the combovers lyrics. Elevates and rejuvenates .

    Only together do they realise their own full potentials.
     
    Moose likes this.
  24. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Javier Hernandez is apparently free to leave West Ham. Wages maybe an issue but I think he would be ideal
     
    Hairyfrog likes this.
  25. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    No thanks.
     
  26. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Too old and expensive for likely fee and wages. We should stay clear.
     
  27. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I suspect that the clowns that run that club are happy to keep him but if someone wanted to offer what they paid for him and take his wages off their books, then they would. I’d say that’s very unlikely though.
     
  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I imagine this is why our plan to act early in the window hasn't come off to date.
    "Listen Mr Chairman, I'd like to make you an offer for your fine and promising young forward.
    Ok we don't want to sell but what sort of offer were you considering ?
    I would like to offer you the sum of £1m.
    You are joking, we would want at least £15m to even contemplate selling
    Ok we will offer £1.1m
    It's £15m or no deal
    Ok £1.2m and thats our final offer
    Ok, cherio Gino
    Ok, ok, ok £1.3m......"
     
  29. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    ‘65% of the time, it works every time.’

    To be fair, if that is the way he does it, his phone bill after the Andre Gray deal must’ve been sky-high...
     
  30. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Slimani is a better transfer for us right now than Iheanacho. The formers record is fantastic and his work rate is meant to be very good too. I think he would relish playing under Silva.

    Iheanacho would be a good signing in the long term if we could get him for cheap (and his attitude is good), but we need the goods right now.
     
  31. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Whilst hearing that Slimani’s work rate is supposed to be good, any time I’ve seen him this season I would say the exact opposite.
     
    Hairyfrog likes this.
  32. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    £115k per week according to Sky. No thanks
     
  33. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    After hanging up his boots, Sir Bobby's career volte face fared remarkably well.

    [​IMG]
     
    Moose likes this.
  34. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    [​IMG]
     
  35. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

Share This Page