January Transfer Window Suggestions

For any players not officially linked by rumour or report. People who might be worth a punt.

 

The young full back at Fulham. Sessegnon?

 

How about poaching this striker from Udinese

http://www.udinese.it/Apps/WebObjects/Udinese.woa/wa/viewPlayer?id=10172&lang=eng

Tasty prospect?

 

I'll get it in early.

Vydra and Fessi.

 

Behrami looks about 55 in his Udinese mugshot.

 

Plays like it too.

 

May have been mentioned before but Bradley Dack - the lampard of League 1 - has scored 10 in 22 for Blackburn. He was MOTM against us when Gills knocked us out of the cup a couple of years back. Only 23 and surely someone has to take a chance, even if signed and loaned back.

 

Michy Batshuayi probably on loan with a view to buy.

 

Ighalo was in Watford today...

 

That would be sensational. He’s always looked decent to me when he’s come in as a sub.

 

Giroud, Walcott and Wilshere.

 

He does.

I just thought that Kevin Lasagna was a strange name for an Italian Footballer. I suppose his English Nemesis would be Paulo Cottagepie.

 

What about Chambers ?

 

Chinese Super League starts in March. Bring him home on loan to score the goals that get us away from relegation!

NB. I am refusing to remember the way he played for us for his last year and have therefore convinced myself this will work.

 

Any of these centre backs i would be happy with.

Alfie Mawson
Chris Smalling
Chancel Mbemba
Ryan Shawcross
Ramiro Funes Mori

Any of these left backs i would be happy with

Luke Shaw
Charlie Daniels
Jordan Amavi
Alex Telles
Aaron Cresswell

Any of these wingers would be happy with.

Nicolas Gaitan
Rafik Zekhnini
Arda Turan
Wouldn’t mind trying to get Jarrod Bowen or Bolasie.

Any of these strikers would be happy with.

Richmond Boakye
Daniel Sturridge
Olivier Giroud
Ciro Immobile
Manolo Gabbiadini

 

I'll have some of what you're smoking please.

 

Any of these players I'd be happy with.

Lionel Messi
Cristiano Ronaldo
Neymar
Salvatore Schallici
Diego Maradona
Pele
Darren Bazeley
Jimmy Greaves
Giroud, Walcott and Wilshere

 

Disappointed you haven't gone for Cherno Samba. For that reason, I'm out.

 

Sharbel Touma
Christian Dailly
Ian Moore
Julius Aghakowa
Andreas Sigporsson

Taribo West on a free too

 

I believe the usual spelling is Julia Agrippina.

Nero's mum.

 

Pickford

 

He apparently has a lot of layers to his game.

 

Chris Martin from Derby.

I've already got a great idea for his song.

 

Bit cheesy mate

 

He's good put needs to learn how to pasta the ball better.

 

To answer your question, NO NO NO!!!!

 

Rehab?

 

I see Torino have sacked Mihajlovic and are replacing him with Mazzarri.

http://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/torino-mazzarri-signs-his-contract

Perhaps offload Capoue to them and move for one of their players : Adam Ljajic or Iago Falque
perhaps.

 

Wasn't there talk of Simeone in the summer? Probably too early to prise him from Fiorentina but maybe worth a go.

 

Spend everything we have on Malang Sarr then we don't need to worry about a new defender for 15 years.

 

Markovic from Liverpool on loan might be a good shout?

 

Don't think Silva's going m8.

 

We haven't signed anyone yet. Clearest sign that the January transfer window is a load of ********

 

We aren't being linked with anyone who is going to give us the shot in the arm we need to turn the season around.