[REPORTED] Roberto Gagliardini

https://www.tuttoudinese.it/watford/watford-per-la-mediana-occhi-puntati-su-gagliardini-66201

Was excellent before his move to Inter.

 

Would this signing either satiate Relegation Certs' urge, or be a constant form of torment, forever reminding him of the striker we could have had but never got?

If the latter, then I'm in.

 

Seconded.

And, if it helps, thirded.

 

Was once highly regarded. Great defensively, and at turning defence into attack. Definitely physically strong enough to make it in the PL

My only worry is that he's lacking a bit of pace.

 

There are few big commanding CHs who are also blessed with pace.
58 games for Inter and 6 Italian caps is good enough for me.

 

Isn’t he a centrocampista?

Replacement for Doucs?

 

Ah yes, good point !
Still, my 2nd comment stands.

 

Exactly.

The football nerds at Inter will have worked out the detail.

 

Is he someone saying ‘Gabbiadini’ while simultaneously gargling with mouthwash?

 

Just spoke to my uncle, said he's a Number 10, was brilliant for Sassuolo.

Juventus wanted to buy him but he didn't want to go as he didn't think he'd get much game time. Went to Inter who don't play him as they've bought quite a few players.

If my uncle says he's good then he's good...plus his surname is almost the same as mine...so thumbs up from me.

 

I don't care whom he votes for m8, just what is his best role!

 

Kept the smurfs in line. It’s yes from me

 

Is this some sort of mafia thing?

 

His surname should be exactly the same as yours if he's an uncle on your fathers side.

 

My uncles (dad's brothers) have 3 surnames between 6 of them

 

Nope, maternal uncle.

 

Don't ever mention mafia to me again. You've got a nice house, be a shame if something happened to it.

 

Well your uncle knows F##k all. He's never played for Sassuolo. Inter bought him from Atalanta.

 

You are correct. My error in typing.

However, your anger issues are slightly concerning, I genuinely hope you don't have children.

 

I did

 

Then I pity them.

 

Awww I'm sure they'll be overjoyed by your concern.

 

Someone has to be.

 

You can scrunch you eyes up and it looks close enough that RC should be able to lie back and think of Watford, England.

 

Is ‘my uncle says’ the new ‘I’ve been watching him since his debut for the U12’s’?

 

Didn't you fall out with Nnnn just before he "disappeared". Suddenly it all makes sense.
Gino ?

 

That's a shame. You could have had a cool name that was pronounced ''Galliardini" rather than Gagglebottom. On the other hand, your forum moniker would have been 'hornetgals' which might be misleading.

 

Could have his own song though.
"Hornetgals go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside..."

 

Bastards

 

Collective noun for forwards we're linked to but will never sign?

A "gaglierdini" of strikers.

 

Nope. Just a different naming system

 

It's all Greek to me.

 

The current suggestion from Italian media seems to be some sort of convoluted deal (normal for Italy and Giampaolo Pozzo though!) that takes Rodrigo de Paul to Inter Milan from Udinese and Gagliardini coming to us. Would rely on Arsenal getting Perisic first and it also suggests Gino isn't keen on the plan because it would cost us but I'm not sure on how...

https://www.fcinternews.it/focus/ip...ffare-de-paul-pero-andrebbe-al-watford-299234

 

Crikey that's a lot of letters missed in error to go from Sassuolo and Atlanta!

PS only a joke, I'm not taking sides, I like the info.