[SOLD] Richarlison de Andrade

As high in the detest league as you can get.

 

That's a mountain not many could even attempt to climb.

 

Ssssssilva still wins pre season on aggregate.

 

Or chafing from Silva's irritatingly scaly tongue...

 

Has time softened us against Brenda?

 

Time and distance. He’s rotting away up in Scotland.

 

No amount of laxative would soften that turd

 

Absolutely. He's not such a **** anymore, more of a tw**.

 

He'll by fine when his Uncle Marco gives him a good cuddle.

 

Everton fans have so far compared him to Henry, Rivaldo and Ronaldo. I don't think there's a more delusional fan base in world football.

 

Nah not at all, it's very easy to make comparisons between Richarlison and those players, as in: "compared to Henry, Rivaldo and Ronaldo, Richarlison is nowhere near as good".