Poll. Troy's Condition New Season

Troy Deeney is our Captain, Leader, Legend.

Nobody can dispute that and his contribution to WFC will go down in folklore.

But last season he came back a little?overweight, bulked up like a prize fighter and was the subject of much burger banter on this forum. And Mazzari left our Troy on the bench.

How will he react to the criticism and what will his condition be this pre season for his third EPL campaign?

1. Tub of Lard. I'm safe with my long term contract and Ill be going into the media soon anyway. I'll handle the moaners.

2. Slightly porky but slimming. Had my hols with a few beers but I'll be working hard and be back to full fitness by Xmas.

3. Slim, svelte, toned and fast. All that criticism hurt and I've been working hard all summer to prove the doubters wrong, impress Silva and hey, maybe impress Pulis enough for a mega WBA bid.

 

I predict he will try hard this close season and come back as a "tub of lard" instead of two tubs.

I have no "permissions" to vote on this page or look at the results.

 

Mods,
Pls merge.
Phone problems. Thx

 

I was assuming it is a vote in your post poll.

 

Maybe a 'he won't be here anymore anyway' option?

 

Google pictures of him from the start of the 15/16 season and compare them to how he ended up looking this term, it's terrrible.

 

mooo

 

This time last year he was concentrating on bulking up with with Anthony Joshua. It doesn't take much extra weight to reduce agility and slow you down. Extra bulk doesn't necessarily mean extra strength.

If he is going to move he'll need to trim down, if he stays he'll need to impress Silva. I predict he'll trim down.

 

I think he'll go all post modern and become a beanpole like Crouchy.

 

I've never started a 'poll' thread before and made a bit if a hash of it but the actual poll is on another thread.
Hope the mods can merge the two.

I personally think he'll have made the effort to slim down.
He ain't got that many seasons left at the top and he can do a Digger Barnes and really let himself go in a few years time.

 

As there is a lot of talk about him possibly moving on, I think he will make a real effort to be as fit as possible in order to make himself more attractive to potential new clubs.

 

Where the option 'has a sex change and comes back as a waitress called Barbara'?

 

I think he will return as a lemur named Norman.

 

A leaner lemur?

 

I agree with you here. When he turned up looking like a baby whale in pre-season I was very concerned. He did it previously at the start of Zola's second season, but turned it around relatively quickly.

I don't think it is a weight problem though. I think, as many seem to, that he has in his mind an idea of himself that doesn't convert well to reality. I really hope he has learned a lesson, because it is a huge distraction from getting on with the things he is good at.

And he is damned good at them.

 

he is around 15 stone mark

 

Comes back as the back end of a double act pantomime cow maybe?

 

Deeney has the body of a greek god, shame that gods name is Konstantinos and hes an overweight waiter in Cyprus.

 

He'll be winched into London Colney like one of those women on a channel 5 documentary

 

As I said in the other chat:
"Deeney has the body of a greek god, shame that gods name is Konstantinos and hes an overweight waiter in Cyprus."

 

He does have the body of a God

 

With Akinfenwa as the front end!

 

Depends whether he scores in the first game back or not I suppose.

 

I think I get it, so this character's 'thing' is making jokes that are purposefully not funny and make little to no sense, right?

 

Something like that.

 

I think he looks well fit innit , I like something to grab hold off anyway ha ha ha

 

Who is this "15-stone" Mark geezer & why is Troy hanging out with him?

 

Buddha wasn't a God... Deeney is!

 

If you follow him on instagram you can see he's been hitting it hard in vegas, now he's back though he looks to be working har din the gym!

Could've had a shave for the kit launch though...

 

Lost all his money in Vegas now he's on skid row.

 

Indulged on Krispy Kremes and high on Big Macs, Troy will turn up around January and not really be in good condition until March. His main form of cardio until January appears to be waving his arms uncontrollably, mirroring his favourite comical memory from his recent trip to the USA: