Phew! It's A Scorcher!

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Jun 14, 2018.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Baking Britain is set to sizzle for 3 glorious months according to the weather men and the bookies.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-ne...37.410850680.1528975305-1804047092.1525787104

    Ladbrokes have cut the odds on this summer being the hottest on record to the shortest ever offered – just 5/2.

    Paddy Power have cut the odds on the songs "Loving Yooooooo-ooo" that goes "La, la, la, la, la, laaaa, la, lally ah!" and the other one that goes "Summer Breeeeze makes me feel fie-hine..." being played on the radio more than 1000 times over these three months down to 8/15 on.

    William Hill's have slashed the odds on puce faced middle class men in sunglasses, shorts, flip flops and no shirt getting involved in a flaming argument with a neighbour over a barbecue (either given or received) down to even money.

    Stan James are offering 13/8 against the water companies announcing a hosepipe ban.
     
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Who says there's no global warming ?
     
  3. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn Squad Player

    Wait what? Giving or receiving a barbecue? What kind of euphemism is that?
     
  4. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn Squad Player

    Just to get you all in the mood anyway....

     
  5. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Three months of rain it is then.
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Because it won't last........

     
    Last edited: Jun 14, 2018

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