[NOT HAPPENING] Paco Alcácer

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Burnsy, Jul 27, 2018.

  1. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

  2. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

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  3. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Could be useful for assassinating people too.
     
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  4. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    A new meaning to "we have terminated Marco Silva with immediate effect".

    Might save on compo payouts.
     
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  5. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Probably just signed a new five year contract
     
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  6. kVA

    kVA Reservist

  7. foxywfc

    foxywfc Reservist

    It looks like he’s lost that piano he was carrying around on his back.


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  8. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    I went crosseyed to see if there was some kind of clever magic eye funky kinda goings on in the background trees.

    There was not.
     
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  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    No Vydra :-(
     
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  10. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Has someone reminded Gino the deadline is no longer 31st August?
     
  11. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    He’s got some dodgy plan up his sleeve whereby Udinese buy the player and send them to us using some emergency loan system! I’ve heard this years’ transfer window is full of loop holes.
     
  12. King Dev

    King Dev Squad Player

    If you look bottom right peering out of the bushes...Vydra?
     
  13. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    He's not coming.
     
  14. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Source?
     
  15. King Dev

    King Dev Squad Player

    Wobby reported it.
     
  16. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    That same Spanish/Catalan newspaper (Sport) are now claiming that Deulofeu is personally trying to convince Alcacer to accept the move.
     
  17. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    "There's a little train in the park, Harry Potter lives there and its where Wetherspoons head office is, so that must tell you something. Plus they've really tarted up Charter Place - what's not to like Paco?"
     
  18. More likely to be saying "Yes Paco, the place is a sh*thole - but you don't have to live there. With the money they pay, you could buy a nice place in Kensington and commute."
     
  19. More likely to be saying "Yes Paco, the place is a sh*thole - but you don't have to live there. With the money they pay, you could buy a nice place in Kensington and commute."
     
  20. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Hi Paco, it’s Gerry. Please help me. I’m so lonely here and a big fat boy hogs all the food. No one can kick a ball straight and the fans are crazy. Please come quick!
     
  21. The uninformed

    The uninformed Academy Graduate

    Guardian now saying they've "been told" we're not buying a striker and that Penaranda will be the other option this year. To be fair if he turns out to be half the player we were told he was when he was signed all that time ago, we don't need anyone else. Then again, in the same transfer we also bo Mario Suarez - claimed at the time to be the best player we'd ever signed. We also bought an unknown midfielder from Rennes as well but that one went under the radar.

    Deeney, Gray, Penaranda, Success - if they all play to their potential that's a decent front line. Big if I know

    And I know Success is seen as a winger but I think we should throw him up top - he's got the right attributes
     
  22. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Succex Gon2 vila m8
     
  23. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    Peneranda hasn't scored since the 2015/16 season
     
  24. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Ffs
     
  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    You were clearly given your username for a reason.
     
  26. Irishorn

    Irishorn Gael Force

    If we are ultimately successful with Deeney, Gray, Penaranda and Success as our forward options, it can only be down to extraordinary good luck, as the collective recent form (in competitive matches) of all four, is abysmal. Not to mention attitude and disciplinary issues.
     
  27. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Perhaps we're only looking for a loan to cover this season... then unleash Cucho next season? I'd be surprised/confused if we didn't sign a striker today.
     
  28. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I would be delighted if The Llama or someone similar signs.
    However no athlete maintains their level, sometimes it rises,sometimes it dips.
    Perhaps Deeney,Gray etc will perform better this season and raise their level,especially if they are fitter,control themselves and are given more game time.
     
  29. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Have to disagree - everyone who watched Doucoure at Granda said he was solid.
     
  30. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Yeah but Success has scored once in his last two seasons so we can rely on him.
     
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Such a shame we couldn't have signed this guy. Remember the excitement of 24 hours ago ? He would have made a real difference to how this season will pan out.
     
  32. The uninformed

    The uninformed Academy Graduate

    I'd love it if we were able to attract big name players but the last couple of weeks proves we don't have the pulling power.

    My point was that IF (and I did say it was a big "if"!!) they all play to their potential, bearing in mind the hype afforded to Penaranda 2 years ago, it could be a decent forward line.

    I realise it is probably hopelessly optimistic on my part but the lack of any big-name striker might just give Success/Penaranda the chance to get a run and show some of the form that led us to bring them here in the first place. We are a club that needs to develop the next big thing; we don't tend to be able to buy them in, ready made.
     
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  33. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    About the same level as our other strikers
     
  34. RMT79

    RMT79 First Year Pro

    Even Harry Arter has rejected us in favour of Cardiff !!!

    Not that I wanted Arter btw
     
  35. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Tbf Penaranda is pretty big name. Maybe time for a cheeky bid for Assombalonga?
     
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