[NOT HAPPENING] Paco Alcácer

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Burnsy, Jul 27, 2018.

  1. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

    Is this another Iturbe? Gino looked him in the eye and didn't like what he saw?

    Or is the Wobby blowing hot air?

    25 hours to go.
     
  2. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    I understand a couple of very successful brothers in the salad industry are waiting in the wings, should your scenario occur!
     
  3. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Good. They had ambition at least
     
  4. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Yep, I cant believe how spot on you are.

    I've kept really quiet about this, but his haircut is ******* atrocious too. Get out of my club.
     
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  5. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    I can't remember what was more embarrassing for the club.

    This, or Safegate.
     
  6. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    That's it, I'm leaving to support Reddit FC.
     
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  7. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    You wont find reids there. Hes created a spin off site of his own called Reiddit. No cheese jokes allowed. In fact, no jokes allowed full stop.

    Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
     
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  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    That's it! I'm off to Mumsnet!
     
  9. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    From the outside this probably isn't getting that much interest and it's only us going back and forth. Without social media this is probably generally pretty normal and we are making it bigger than it is.

    There have been other more embarrassing moments in recent transfer history. Missing deadlines by 14 seconds. Odemwingie driving to QPR for a transfer that never happened. Berahinho trying to force through moves left right and centre.
    I wouldn't worry too much about how this all looks to the outside world.

    It's been funny reading it all though and trying to keep up. Has made a boring day very amusing for me.
     
  10. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    ...and Mickey Pearce as the "knowledgeable" fan.
     
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  11. cfdr0ftaW

    cfdr0ftaW Academy Graduate

  12. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    I'm soo lost.
    Is he saying we are not interested in these players?
     
  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

  14. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  15. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    He looks ******* knackered in that picture
     
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  16. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    What's happened?
     
  17. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    Nothing much - just a mass outbreak of urinary incontinence on the forum.
     
  18. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    He has run at least 5m from that pole.
     
  19. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Hogg not signing on a permanent then?
     
  20. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Hhahhahaha
     
  21. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    If Adam Leventhal is so ITK why does he spend each final day of the transfer window pointlessly hanging around Vicarage Road?
     
  22. Sort of OK, Markoa$ and dynamo380 like this.
  23. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I seem to remember the Pereyra signing being like this and then he signed. There has been too much going on for us not to be interested.
     
  24. ForzaWatford

    ForzaWatford Squad Player

    The undeniable truth likes this.
  25. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Worrying then that he's said he isn't tomorrow!!
     
  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

  27. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I suspect they were on the point of signing Alcacer and then saw how sharp Okaka was looking and thought “why waste the money”.
     
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  29. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

  30. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    This and the 'Signed on the dotted line' backed up with a winking emoji tweet when announcing MoPlay means someone at the club is either an excellent wind up merchant or they have several announcements lined up and are just playing with the supporters nerves! It's quite funny either way really.
     
  31. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Could be good news he isn’t.
     
  32. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Yep.

    We know the Pozzos don't like a bidding war. If they're scotching a rumour it's just as likely to be misdirection as it is the truth.
     
  33. ITKTim

    ITKTim Academy Graduate

    Dear all

    In case you were all wondering if we had any knowledge on this, we do not.

    Even Ming and myself are struggling with this one.

    Please accept my apologies

    Tim
     
  34. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Will he/won't he be at the Vic? We need some solid info regarding the presence/absence of journos at grounds. Perhaps we could launch a gofundme for a forum drone?

    The flying type, in case anyone was confused. I think we have enough of the other type already.
     
  35. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

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