New club badge

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by TheDon, Nov 21, 2018.

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  1. A No change

    71.1%
  2. B New Badge

    22.2%
  3. Don't Care/Neutral

    6.7%
  1. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Thank **** for that. The alternative was absolute, complete and utter crap.

    If you want to change the badge then just do a slightly modernised take on it and then replace the moose for a hornet. No major changes needed aside from that. It's really not hard.
     
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  2. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    I was against changing the badge to suit the nickname. But I'm all for changing the name of the club to fit the badge. Luton Town 0-5 Watford Moose Men
     
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  3. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Someone light up the @CarlosKickaballs symbol (much like the bat symbol by far more crudely drawn) - I think he may have a commission.
     
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  4. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Thank god Btw is there much difference in looks from a Hert to a Moose? Antler size and height main things I can tell.
     
  5. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Check the position of the ears.
    It's a Hart with fat antlers
     
  6. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Diane Abbott not available for the count?
     
  7. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    And that posters here are representative of the WFC electorate as a whole. Good result for the Lib Dems and of course football is the winner.
     
  8. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Only "now" ?
     
  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I believe next up is the vote for pre-match music.

    1. Z cars
    2. Celine Dion - My heart will go on
    3. Black Lace - agadoo
    4. The Dead Kennedy's - Too drunk to f***
    5. Schubert - Unfinished symphony
    6. The Verve - Unfinshed sympathy
    7. BBC news intro
    8. Magic roundabout tune
    9. Fat Les - Vindaloo
    10. C.oldplay - Yellow
    11. Yello - the race
    12. Smiths - heaven knows I'm miserable now.

    Details on how to vote coming out shortly.
     
  10. Pozzo Out

    Pozzo Out Squad Player

    Fully open and would still consider changing the badge, but not for something that looked pants like the other option.
     
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  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Please share a pic or link.
     
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    What about the lip/muzzle - clearly an elk.
     
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  13. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Nope it's just chewing a toffee. It's a nod to our hatred of all things Silva
     
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  14. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Kennedys
     
  15. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I hate it when people put superfluous apostrophe's in sentences.
     
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  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I'm sure there are plenty of typo's, mist capitals, and incorrect grammer to keep ewe boaring ****wholes entertained in the poast. I type it once and just leave any errors I sea, so phil you're boots
     
  17. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    That's Massive Attack m8. You're thinking Bittersweet Symphony
     
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  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    yep good spot ! Meant bittersweet symphony.
     
  20. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

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  22. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Unfinished Symphony > Bittersweet Symphony
     
  23. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I'd say don't be mean but he's got his logo work for the Ruislip Women's Half Marathon to fall back on.

    He'll be alright.
     
  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Not sure. His race is run.
     
  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Unfinished Symphony > Bittersweet Symphony > Symphony in blue > My heart's symphony > SIM phony


     
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  26. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn Reservist

    Canned Heat - Let's Work Together ffs. I believe I've said this before.
     
  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I'm not sure we can have a build up song that includes the words "ffs".
    Though if they're considering The Dead kennerdies, maybe we can ?
     
  28. Kernunnos

    Kernunnos First Year Pro

    Hart.

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    Moose.

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    F****** **** *** *** moose.

    [​IMG]
     
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  29. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn Reservist

    There still seems to be some confusion around the Hart/Hert/Moose thing. So to avoid any further confusion:

    The cartoon animal on our badge is a male/bull Moose (Alces alces) the largest of the deer family (Cervidae). It has palmate antlers (like a hand with fingers (or alternatively Foster's goalie gloves or Josh Buttler's wicket-keeping gloves)) stuck on the top of its bonce. It also has a broad pendulous muzzle with a dewlap which gives it a woebegone and forlorn expression as it wanders about in swampy land in northern forests eating sphagnum moss all day with its head down. It's also largely solitary. Wouldn't you feel sorry for yourself in similar circumstances?

    The Hart (bastardisation Hert), Red Deer male/Stag (Cervus elaphus) is however a proud, noble and haughty beast with its chin up (google The Monarch of the Glen - Edward Landseer). It has dendritic antlers (like the branches of a tree) which even when being renewed (in velvet) only look a bit fuzzy, never palmate. It needs to be a bit arrogant seeing as it's probably got 50 or so gals in tow and needs to 'protect them' from various other philanderers and chancers. Not that the bull Moose can't 'put itself about a bit' on occasion too.

    The Red Deer was obviously once a resident of our county but not now as far as I'm aware. It's generally been retreating northwards following the retreat of the ice 10,000 or so years ago but some must obviously have still been hanging out here when our county got its name (Edward the Elder - 913) when the county was of course far more forested than it is now.

    A further complication arises when considering the concept of the elk. While the N.Am. moose is a Moose, in northern Eurasia it's known as an elk. They're conspecific - the same species - but have different common names either side of the pond.

    It gets worse. In N.Am. they also have a beast called an elk which is in fact a Wapiti (Cervus canadensis) which is virtually identical to a Red Deer and was until recently considered to be conspecific with it. This 'total elk confusion' is why naturalists often talk in Latin so they're all clear exactly what they're talking about.

    Anyway, back in the day, some joker must have been commissioned to produce something along Landseer lines worthy of our club and county and instead produced a 'clown Moose' with ears in the wrong place (which would go for a Red Deer too). No doubt at some expense. Now we're stuck with it having rejected another no doubt ludicrously expensive exercise to replace it with some sort of hornet and, from 4000 entries, pitting the 'Moose joke' against an opponent from the Natural History Museum which rarely sees the light of day and would fall to bits if you touched it. Thus leaving 4000 hopefuls disappointed and us back at square one. Had an 'inspirational hornet' come top of the 4000 I might have voted for it but it's been an entirely pointless exercise.

    Hanging out in Wetherspoons, Angel Islington. Time to kill.
     
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  30. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Isn't it 'Unfinished Sympathy', in fact?
     
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  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Nah, it's a Hart. :)
    There are herds of presumably red deer at Ivinghoe Beacon. A few must venture over the border into Herts near Aldbury....? Or are those "big" deer a different species ? Moose maybe ?
     
  32. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn Reservist

    Fallow Deer (Dama dama). From Ashridge.
     
  33. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Ah....thanks.
     
  34. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn Reservist

    Edwin Landseer*
     
  35. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

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