[NOT HAPPENING] Kristoffer Ajer

http://archive.is/P2JAx

19 year-old Norwegian International centre back.

At 6' 5" he sounds like an ideal partner for Pr*dl.

 

Fixed.

Looks an excellent prospect, and given our current CBs I suspect we'd have the draw of being able to offer him near-guaranteed first team football. However, if true that Dortmund are also serious about signing him then I doubt we'll have a chance.

It also seems unlikely we'd sign both him and Wilmot, unless the plan is to send Wilmot on loan.

 

Let's trust that Rodgers puts in a word for us.

 

Would be an excellent signing

 

Would be a fantastic signing.
-6ft 5
-Decent with his feet (he spent his youth playing in midfield)
-A leader - having captained his previous team at the age of 16.

Exactly what we need and I think he'd work really well with Kabasele.

2 years left on his contract, so Celtic might be tempted to sell before his value rapidly depreciates.

 

I'd bet that Wilmot will go on loan to a Championship team first. He's a very good talent, but is only just breaking in to a League 2 side and needs more first team football before being ready for the EPL.

 

Great potential

 

Unreal on FM a few years back. The only scout report we really need. Where is the YouTube video?

 

There are a few, but all appear to be around 3 years old.

This is the latest I could find...

 

One of my favourite Steely Dan albums so I'm in.

 

He's got a great left Peg.

 

It will come back to you!

 

Can Kris kross?

For that matter, can Christopher Cross?

 

Still a good 5” shorter than Haivis Veste.

 

Will be great at the back with Ben Wilmot-Brown and Dirty Den.

 

Can he Jump, Jump?

 

Does anyone else do a double take with some of these player names and think it’s a made up name and someone’s trying to trick me with some sort of joke? I do. Frequently.

 

Same here Pob.
More than once I've been so astounded by the name before me that I've ejaculated phlegm onto the screen of my laptop, but I don't think you're a stranger to that concept!

 

I hope he can shut up shop at the back and not leave the door ajer.

 

Exactly.

Ben?

Wilmot!

Not how it works these days.

 

Sounds like you’re Skypeing each other whilst you do it.

RC’s naked southern portion admission was harrowing.

Please don’t stub out your cigar on the weeping sore.

 

Ajar.

Or maybe Ajax, if Gino sets his sights a little higher.

 

At least you weren't ejaculating reproductive mucus onto it, then.

 

Been very impressed with him at Celtic this season, quick, strong and good on the ball

 

Just signed a contract extension at Celtic, I know means nothing in today’s world apart from putting his price up.


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We need a fox in the box, not a Norse built like a horse

 

Goat in the moat?