[LOANED OUT] Juergen Elitim

We seem to have bought this 20 year old Colombian attacking midfielder from Marbella FC and loaned him back to them for next season. They play in Segunda B, Group 4.

https://www.transfermarkt.com/juergen-elitim/profil/spieler/607057

Source;
https://twitter.com/Acedotor/status/1156607844046835712?s=20

 

Francisco Acedo‏ @Acedotor
El @marbella_fc ha llegado a un acuerdo con el @WatfordFC para la cesión del jugador #Juergen Elitim, quien quedará vinculado a la entidad hasta el próximo 30 de junio 2020

 

Good to know the club have got their transfer priorities sorted.

The next Jaime Alvarado.

Will never play for us.

 

Good find. Glad we have someone on the ball with these vague transfers we do.

 

Surest sign yet that Sarr is off to Palace,

 

Slam. The. Window.

 

Now official



His registration was transferred to Watford from Granada before the Pozzo's sold the club. Another player Watford owned and no one knew anything about.

 

Have we bought him or sold him?

 

How can his name be Juergan if he isn’t a German?

 

Just out of interest, how do you know that?

 

No umlaut, Germans are sticklers for this sort of thing. Probably Columbian with a Dutch/Belgian ancestral name being handed down.

Probably need to do a full family tree or get him on Who Do You Think You Are episode to really understand it. Must have been confusing for the lad though so maybe he found football an escape from such questions from him peers. Jurgo needs no explanation, or Prof if he once read a book.

Happy to be corrected.

 

Game changer.

 

Karnesis told him just after he completed his £11.5m move on a 3 year deal.

 

Yay another bag of s h i t that won't ever play for us.

 

Very happy with the Pozzo regime, but not entirely comfortable with the trading in young players who will not only not play for Watford, but may not even visit our training ground.

 

I'm sure the showed him a picture or maybe two of the training ground. What more do you want Mr Negative?

 

I suppose it depends on the transfer fee for Mr Negative?

 

A strong German pedigree in Argentina & the Southern Cone.

 

Aren’t we all, essentially, bags of sh1t who will never play for WFC?

I like his Everyman vibe.

But maybe one for Burnley.

 

Well I’m off to bed feeling really miserable now. RD has pointed out I am nothing but a sack of s h I t who will never play for the team I love. Even Albert McClenaghan played for WFC.

 

Ah, you may be right. Maybe it is a southern conial trait to drop the umlaut when used in the more latin based native languages, that would explain it.

Either way, welcome Jurgen, I look forward to reading details of your future loans moves and eventual release.

 

Doesn't even merit a YouTube

 

Eventual release from captivity.

 

But when Sarr does sign, you’ll walk tall like a 100 ft high sack of sh1t.

 

Good question, do we know if we actually pay these guys who never seem to play any football or is it a 'you will need to pick this seasonal fruit for the next 5 years to pay off your fare over' type of modern slavery deal?

 

The central Brexit issue.

Caravans full of Gino’s stockpile, carpeting Lincolnshire.

 

I think I would prefer inverted commas around the word ‘played’.

 

Albert McClenaghan was 65 on 7th July. If you are reading this Albert, belated happy birthday.

 

Marbella?! First Sarr and Lukebakio, and now this guy!

What is it with players we're linked to buggering off on holiday and never coming back?

 

Ditto. That “throw in” will never be forgotten. (Inverted commas for WWtW).

 

I get this point but I am quite happy with the way they operate, if we makes 50 million from the likes of Suarez, Hernandez and Estupinan then it's brilliant business and will leave the club in a better shape.

 

What a weird bump - you do realise this thread is a year old right?

 

Clearly not