[NOT HAPPENING] Jefferson Lerma

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Bring Back Standing, May 9, 2018.

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  1. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Odd man.
     
  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    He is, my researchers tell me, third cousin to Olivia Newton-John.

    ONJ's grandfather, Max Born, won the Nobel Prize for Physics.

    BE's uncle is the historian, Sir Geoffrey Elton, & BE is descended from Martin Luther.

    Mods, sign them up!
     
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  3. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    I don't see how, the time it took to read was never mentioned in any capacity. The question was specifically regarding the time it took to create. I give Mr Lizard no credit for the creation of the words, merely the ensuing consumption.
     
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    You're probably right on this.

    One thing.

    This one is Another Mr Lizard.

    He's Mr Lizard's line manager.
     
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  5. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Signed a new contract at Levante.
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Hopefully with an exit clause ?
     
  7. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Nah. He's joining us definitely, it says so earlier in the fred.
     
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  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Sooner or later he'll be driving through the East Midlands and sooner or later he'll need fuel and then we'll have our confirmation.

    Presumably he's been touring in a Tesla which is why it's not been announced already?
     
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  9. Avispón

    Avispón Academy Graduate

    Buy out clause goes up from 30 million to 60 million
     
  10. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    Shame, I've been really excited about signing him ever since I first heard of him two days ago . But if that £20 million goes on a striker instead then this may turn out to be a good thing.
     
  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Nevermind, there will be a new player linked tomorrow. Our faith requires devotion to a Dai-ly Lerma
     
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  12. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    It will go towards renewing Deeney's contract.
     
  13. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    If this guy was Doucoure’s replacement, we’ll just have to keep Doucoure to be the Doucoure replacement
     
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  14. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Can he play the Chalobah role?
     
  15. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Goodness, if we’re confused then what chance Gino’s small team?

    Got Horlicks written all over it, this one.
     
  16. CYHSYF

    CYHSYF Academy Graduate

    we tried to get Jeff Horlicks once before but Derby told us to fark off maybe Burnley will be prepared to listen to offers
     
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  17. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    So now we need a replacement for Doucoure's replacement? I wonder who will replace Doucoure's replacement at the club we sign the replacement from.
     
  18. Now someone has kidnapped Capoue and replaced him with a better version, I'm quite happy if we end up with Chalobah and Capoue in the Doucoure's replacement's role
     
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  19. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    A big pile of cash on a trolley.
     
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  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I strongly recommend name badges for the first week of pre season.
     
  21. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    'Best piece of frontier gibberish as I've heard in a long time!'
     
  22. reids

    reids First Team

    Every player in Spain has to have a release clause in their contract.
     
  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Hopefully we Lerma from this experience.
     
  24. Well it's been a huge Lerma curve so I'm sure we will.
     
  25. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    We need a fox in the box, not a Latino liked by Gino
     
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  26. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    If he's as good as his brother Farfan then it's a "yes" from me.
     
  27. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Bournemouth supposedly considering a bid for him.
     
  28. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Richard Hughes working more of his magic
     
  29. cfdr0ftaW

    cfdr0ftaW Academy Graduate

  30. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    To be fair, I suspect Doucoure will be many of the top PL clubs 2nd or 3rd choice on their list whilst they try and get their 1st choice before the World Cup doubles his price. Chelsea have enough CM's, Arsenal seem to be buying Torreira from Sampdoria, Liverpool have bought Keita and Fabinho, United have bought Fred, City want Jorginho....its only really Spurs left. I suspect we will probably see WHU and Everton become interested towards the back end of the window but its hardly an attractive move. He'd be better off signing improved terms with us IMO and give it another year.

    I still think there will be interest but his attractive suitors are dwindling.
     
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  31. Ray Knight

    Ray Knight First Year Pro

    Good...don't want him to go. Big fish in small sea and all that...!
     
  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    As usual, wild excitement quickly turns to "thank God he's not joining" as it becomes clear he's destined for elsewhere.
     
  33. You could at least have waited for someone to say it before decrying the fickleness of this fine forum.
     
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  34. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Bankrolled Bmuff are signing him for £32m per the sun.
     
  35. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Thank God he's not joining
     
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