Everton Watch

Discussion in 'General Football & Other Sport' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Aug 6, 2018.

  1. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    This weekend has had numerous examples of teams not taking their chances when on top.
    Everton looked the more sprightly before conceding and were unfortunate with the second.
    GOT will be in meltdown!
     
  2. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

  3. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Couldn’t resist this from TGOT:

    ‘Normally I agree but its clear that the fans have finally had enough of the clubs anal play these past couple of seasons.

    Lose Moyes and appoint a bloke who just took a club down

    Sell one of the leagues best strikers and replace them with a 20 year old kid

    Not replace an aged defence in about 3 seasons

    Sideshow of bringing back Rooney

    Hiring 2 managers before appointing 2 DOF's

    Hiring Sam Alladyce

    No midfield enforcer signing despite needing one for about 4 seasons

    No captain material signed despite needing one for about a decade.

    The clubs a shambles mate and a predictable one at that.

    Whole club from top to bottom has a weak mentality and the fans are fools for continuing to pay their money to be put through the same feeble garbage‘.

    Apologies for enjoying their misery for a while but SOOOO pleased we never get this sort of negativity on our forum ...
     
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  4. I had a fiver on arsenal -1.

    Everton's despair paying out in all kinds of ways!!
     
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  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    SA, slight wobble but remain steadfast.

    Their relegation draws closer by the day.
     
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  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Is it just coincidence that this season’s persistent sicknotes are ex Everton?
     
  7. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Plus that forum is full of arseholes. Deserve everything they get. 1 win in 6. Relegation form
     
  8. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    But a pint with the winnings. It will taste extra sweet
     
  9. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    They looked a lot better this week than against WHU, but they repeatedly failed to take advantage of a pretty slack Arsenal side. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, what is odd is that we did actually look very good under Silva in that intial period but I haven’t once seen Everton look anything other than unconvincing. I think we’re a better team and have a better coach than Everton, so are more than capable of giving Arsenal a run for their money.
     
  10. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Looking at that display Arsenal insist on playing out from the back - and are not very good at it. Even a mediocre team like Everton had them in trouble. The Hornets can certainly swarm all over them, nick the ball and make some hay.
     
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  11. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    It's a shame Silva will be sacked by Christmas, there's a good chance he could take them down if he stays all season.
     
  12. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I don’t think he will. The fans seem almost delusional and fanatical in their belief in him and giving him time (3 transfer windows)
    The management have invested in him and players he has wanted. They can’t get rid that easily.

    1 win in 6 hahahahaha
     
  13. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Was there a touchline spat between the coaches?
    I do hope "oh you are awful,but I like you" was said?!
     
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  14. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player


    That's next week, when Javi's up against Unai (D1ck) Emery in the Arsenal dugout...
     
  15. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I see.
    I shall remain in DE character with "oi Dad,I fink I got it wrong again!"
     
  16. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Exactly.

    Bambi on Ice stuff from their back 5.

    Good weather forecast?
     
  17. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Bloke on Talk sport waffling on about Everton being a more stable club than us which means Silva will get time...well recent history shows the owners aren't know for sticking by their man and the fans often get what they want..

    Silva will have to finish top 10 to keep his job.
     
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  18. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    #silvaout is slowly starting to trend on Twitter!!!
     
  19. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    This is glorious. Here's a select few.

    Terry wilson‏ @Terrywi75553993 Sep 23
    That is it. I am attending our next home game and I WILL be giving that incompetent turd Silva a piece of my mind #efc #silvaout

    Tom‏ @_t0mmm Sep 23
    Replying to @Everton
    Silva has clearly lost the players, no ideas, no commitment, no creativity... Wenger’s available now, lets get him in and make a real statement #silvaout #wengerin

    [​IMG] Everton Oslo‏ @EvertonOslo Sep 23
    If we dont look better in 5 games then sorry marco Im gonna be #silvaout with the others we dont look better than when we had allardyce ******* **** basically

    Templeton Peck‏ @MrTempletonPeck Sep 16
    #silvaout I said he was a ******* idiotic appointment. All the modern day cucks wanted someone who’d look good ******* their bird.

    Daniel Smyth‏ @DanielSmyth29 17h17 hours ago
    Replying to @smythy2
    I'm saying it #Silvaout

    [​IMG] Chief Brody‏ @sharkstookrest Sep 23
    #silvaout #efc he has to go ffs shocking all that money spent

    The Everton Beaky‏ @TheEvertonBeaky Sep 23
    Replying to @lestereverton80
    He’s a fraud. He’s won ONE EPL game in SIXTEEN as a manager #silvaout

    Mark Cartmell‏ @The1Cartmell Sep 23
    @Everton regretably at what point are we going to call Allardyce? Marco Silva out. #Everton #silvaout #COYB

    daigochen‏ @sanandreaschan Sep 16
    OK I‘ll be the first,“**** off Silva” #Silvaout

    Roberta Jane Upton #FBPE‏ @robertajane_U Sep 23
    Replying to @elle_efc
    Because #silvaout hasn't got a clue! We've fallen for another bluff merchant! #bigsamin
     
  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Ok Marco, you've made you're point.

    Thrice.
     
  21. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Tbf, Ssssilva must still have a positive goal diff although he will be hoping for another match vs Lederhosen Academicals in the Cup.
     
  22. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Ridiculous they are asking for his head after 6 games.
     
  23. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Dear me. From the most fervent prescriptivist here.
     
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  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    PO, apologies!

    What happened there?

    My inner Meredensi seems to have elbowed its way to the front.
     
  25. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Wouldn’t ‘stickler’ be a better term?
     
  26. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Bill Kenwright has more accounts than Moog!
     
  27. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Update...


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  28. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    No surprise is it. It shows the general practice across the board at Everton. It’s an “if we want it, we’ll get it” attitude that’s driving the club, regardless of rules and regulations.

    I can see this only strengthening our case, as more examples points to the club’s blatant disregard.
     
  29. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Fulham lost the mtach yesterday rather than Everton winning it. Should've been 2-0 up in the first half!
     
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  30. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I know it sounds petty but I’m nearly as upset that Everton won (Silva’s smug **** eating grin face) as I am with us losing.

    As the famous Mitchell and Webb sketch tells us though. I’ve seen lots of films where the baddies start off doing well and then the goodies eventually beat them. But none the other way around.
    I’m not directly comparing Silva to the Waffen SS but, yeah, no I am
     
  31. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Out of the League Cup after Richarlison and Walcott missed in the shoot-out..
     
  32. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

  33. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    From BBC Website:

    "Penalty missed! Bad penalty by Richarlison (Everton) right footed shot is too high. Richarlison should be disappointed."

    Oh dear.

    Sounds like a typical Richie rush of blood to the head.

    Gets a vision of the photo flashlight bulbs popping as the moment he blasts it heroically into the top corner is recorded for subsequent splashing all over the Brazilian back pages, then still salivating, runs up wildly and all death or glory and punts it as hard as he can 90 foot up into the cheap seats behind the goal.

    And if I know Richie, he won't merely be disappointed afterwards, he'll be inconsolable. Tears cascading down his crestfallen cheeks and blubbing like a little Brazilian barrio bebê. Not because his "beloved" sticky toffees have crashed out of a cup, but because of whiny, ugly, self-pity.

     
  34. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Fcuk off silva you *****.

    Posted by warwick_hunt[​IMG][​IMG] on October 2, 2018, 9:55 pm



    Only two possible trophies we have a sniff of, and you put out a weakened team against southampton, who the ***** steamrollered in second gear.

    I dont personally give a ***** if we finish 6th or 16th, as long as we turn up in the cups. Complete disregard for the 30 something thousand who turned up. Fcuk off.



    LOL
     
  35. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    From the Everton Forum:

    "Took a stutter, then another sort of stutter then lent back like he was limbo dancing and put it into orbit. Never looked comfortable with it"


    "You’d think someone would’ve had a word with him after his red card about not acting like a knobhead wouldn’t you. If you’re going to attempt a penalty like that at least have the talent to back it up."

    "Never thought I'd get so wound up by a penalty run up but that's really peed me off. Showboating ***."

    "Arrogance from his penalty summed up our squad."

    "Flash with no substance."
     

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