Eurovision 2018

Swedish singer dancing in corrective shoes was a brave move. He'll have thighs like thunder if he keeps this up.

 

Is Hungarian Metal even a big thing in Hungary?

Just how dire were the other choices to represent Hungary??? Just awful.

 

Hungary is like awful Emo

 

Yay Chicken time

 

I like Moldova. It reminds me of Play Away, with Brian ****.

 

Israel entry = Klezmer, an overweight Bjork, feminism and chicken impressions - what's not to like??

 

I think this may have done you guys a favour.

 

Wow.

 

She was very brave to finish the song, sad she cried a little after it finished, we might get top ten now?

 

The Dutch dancers seem angry about something.

Is it not being allowed to actually play their guitars?

 

They were angry being forced to stand next to the singers awful jacket

 

The Ukraine singer was a gnats away from being catapulted from his coffin to cover for a pi$$ poor song.

This Irish borefest has Stephen Hendry's young cousin singing out of tune with his aunt. Dire.

 

Beyond will probs win

 

Beyonce Cyprus even

 

Cyprus emerge from a vagina on fire. Inspired.

 

I'm pretty sure the Cyprus entry was about contracting an STI/STD.

 

Germany for me.

Cyprus for energy.

Denmark for ****s sake.

 

Ring of Fire for a new generation

 

Probs top three...1.Cyprus 2.Israel 3.Ireland
My top three 1.Denmark 2.Estonia 3.Israel

 

Italy singer went a bit Di Canio there.

 

Seeing the clip of the UK entry made me think Annie Lennox had just walked through the Time Tunnel from the old TV show.

 

Yay, over an hour of non political voting, so exciting

 

The French had the whole audience doing it!

 

Nazi salutes?

 

1. Israel
2. Cyprus
3. Germany
4 heavens sake there have been some dire songs in the key of bilge.

 

Nah just mental

 

Is that bloke playing a wallpaper pasting table?

They are dressed a bit like decorators so it's possible.

 

What is happening. It's gone all jazz lounge

 

That's what muesli sounds like. Or the colour beige in sound form.

That musical interlude was so bad it's killed serial killer Dennis Nilsen tonight.
If only that musical muesli had been around in the 70s & 80s it could have saved the lives of 15 men.

 

Portugal know how to throw a party don't they!

I think this is being broadcast from the kitchen while all the sex, drugs & rock n roll are happening in the next room.

And now the ****ers have let Uncle Clive and his friend the geography teacher perform something from Glee.

 

It's worse than bad

 

Eurovision has done a post Christmas Watford and gone off the boil.

#nortonout

 

I’m reading a biography of Jerry Lee Lewis & would encourage all forum members to do the same.

 

The White Stripes are giving the points for Belarus.

 

#FatBjork to win Eurovision - come on!