Come on, we all need to copy this before a game. I always do it now before games. Get’s me ‘in the zone’.
Not Bernard. You said (and I quote) "We must try to over water Etienne" ...and presumably kill him too?
Perhaps this was my first error. I may try again,I still have the Layun sombrero which may make him/her/it feel at home.
Ah,I see! I omitted the 'not'. I shall make it known to all and sundry that,if they come across Etienne,they resist the temptation to water him.Can or hose. Probably very difficult,who amongst us has not wanted to water a PL footballer?
At what level of football do they stop doing this? National League? Tier 7ish? Like grunting in tennis. As IBB once mentioned, this is elite level only.
Ive heard the "Back, Sack 'N' Crack " trend has spread like wildifire through the gay cacti community, so we re all the same underneath RD
I've never opened the box inscribed 'Plants & Gender'. Happy to leave all this type of thing to the experts.
There was a young cactus called Bernard Employed as a prickly bodyguard He thought it a laugh When IBB gave him a bath But he ended up in the graveyard.
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Perhaps next time he scores at home, instead of clapping we should all just do this accompanied with an eerie silence. That's how the Cult of Capoue was born. What a delicious pass that was for deulofeu.
We should certainly do it when singing ‘we’ve got Capoue, Etienne Capoue.....he’s better than Zidane (winner World Cup, European Cup, Champions League, Capt Real Madrid, 3x World Player of the Year etc.).
Surely that's the Mexican "Keep your hands where I can see them. I'm just going to slip your wallet out of your pocket and you're not going to turn round, ok ?" pose ?