Elton vs Rod

As opposed to Rod's own tours which just stink?

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What about Rod's endless cover albums? All for artistic merit?

 

If you check the full story and what was actually said you will find that as usual the media have twisted the words.

 

Elton vs Rod..

 

Rod appears to have three legs there - is that why he is popular with the ladies?

 

I think Rod will win by a nose.

 

Elton to lose by a hair

 

You'd have thought they could have found him a pair of non ripped tracky bottoms! and is that a chilli pepper flying through the air?

 

I thought it was a mouse standing on its hind legs, laughing its head off.

 

Or a vole trying to win a high jump competition..

 

I think you'll find he didn't zip them down - track suits used to have and probably still do, have zips from the bottom to the calf to allow you to put them on over shoes/trainers.

 

Zips very useful for us poor folk with thin ankles and otherwise chunky legs.....sorry to share my poorly shaped legs( the rest of me is George Clooneylike)

 

You are indeed correct. Lazy rockstar couldn't zip up both legs!