[RUBBISH] Eduardo Salvio

Omar Santiago‏ @OmarSantiagoV 6h6 hours ago
.El jugador del @SLBenfica Eduardo Salvio jugará @WatfordFC El trato valdrá 25 millones #SLBenfica #WatfordFC

Translated from Spanish by Microsoft


. Eduardo Salvio's player will @SLBenfica play @WatfordFC the deal will be worth 25 million #SLBenfica #WatfordFC

Thanks to Stuart for this.
Omar Santiago is an Argentinian Journalist.

 

With....6 followers?

 

25 million what ? Love beads ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduardo_Salvio

 

His bio says he's a football journalist. What more do you want?

 

Another midfielder. And coming off the back of looking totally inept at the World Cup.

It’s true, you can be underwhelmed by signing an Argentinian International.

 

Spending pretty much the last of our remaining summer transfer funds on another winger? Sounds completely plausible.

 

they're like right backs

 

While I agree with the sentiment, Carrillo has gone. Amrabat is likely to go. Pereyra might go. If that happens, a RW isn’t as crazy as it sounds. And if Pereyra does go, theoretically the fees would cancel one another out so wouldn’t be the last of our funds.

That being said, is it a deal I would do? No chance.

 

Here come de Jug.

 

This guy has had more ACLs and other sundry injuries than I have had hot dinners. But he does seem to bounce back every time. Maybe with our medical team we will only buy self-healing players in the future. We are definitely playing 2 wingers up front next season without a striker.

 

Looks a bit like Fessi ,for that reason I'm in .

 

Portuguese media...enough said.

 

Looks a bit like Fessi ,for that reason I'm out.

 

In which case, the crack scouting teams of Bournemouth and Everton will already be moving into action

 

It’s his birthday!

It really is.

28.

I hope he enjoys this little present from his agent.

‘Batfor. Where Batfor? What Batfor?’

 

I think someone has their Fessi goggles on.

 

Will the 2 wingers hit long booming crosses to each other before eventually giving the ball away?

Intriguing season beckons.

 

Bloody ITKJim. Always there when you don’t need him. But when you want to tap into his expert Portuguese football knowledge, he’s knowhere to be seen...

 

Jugará isn't his second surname, it means "will play" in Spanish!

 

Brings to mind the ambitious theory of nominal determinism, whereby people are drawn to occupations which resonate with their name.

Dennis becomes a dentist.

Sara Blizzard reads the weather.

If true, why wasn’t Michael Foot a baller?

Although, in the interests of balance, I admit that Alan Ball was.

But to parry this, Michael Ball wasn’t.

 

Perhaps he's the ba*stard grandchild of Gary Player's mum

 

You mean like Igor Judge, former Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales?

 

Judge Judge.

Exactly.

Silly name, crazy hair.

 

Sounds like Ping-Pong. Is there a cheese joke in there somewhere?

 

Cheese can whiff but I’m not sure it whaffs.

 

Scouting for crack in Bournemouth. Sigh. Just like the old days.

 

Take a ******* long hard look at yourself!

 

My name is Harry Multipleaccountforum-Troll

 

The exception that proves the rule.

 

Mods, please restore the Dislike button.

Or preferably a Panic button.

 

RD the above is just for you .

 

Yes?

 

Fake news. He never scored goals, didn't track back and verbally abused his teammates for not allowing him to score.

 

Could have shown that it was more than 21 goals.

Does this include Troy's non pass at Fulham?

 

No that was after this vid was made but you can you tube plenty more .