[NOT HAPPENING] Cristian Pavón

If we get him! Hope this is true

 

Why did you have to remind me of Alcacer? As if I've not suffered enough in the past week!

 

This is all very nice… but he's not a centre back

Its a bit like having botox when your leg has fallen off

 

Did we make a bid? It's been a few hours?

Any neewz?

 

WORD TO THE CAUTIOUS AMONGST YOU. I ALSO STARTED THAT ALCACER THREAD.

 

Or a pavlova.

 

Could be the new Diego Perotti

 

Did I see him in the Copa Liberace?
He looked very good,so I expect we'll get Reg Varney and Olive.

 

**** that. Another season of a brilliant at times, awful at others attacker, giving me hope which is dashed by consecutive, calamitous errors by Kabasele, Mariappa, Cathcart, Holebas and Kiko.

That's what a knew I was getting when I renewed my st.

 

Pavón on a 5 year contract and give Britos and Prodl new deals.

MAKE IT HAPPEN GINO.

 

Someone post a techno YouTube video. Ideally, a collection of great skills in practice matches in empty stasis, accompanied by a couple of nutmeg which come to nothing, shown 4 times from different angles and a couple of routine goals against awful opposition.

 

Has this **** signed yet ?
This one is really dragging.

 

I think I can oblige you.

 

I can’t provide that, but I have seen countless videos this afternoon of Pavon ruthlessly nutmegging defenders, or skipping by terrible challenges to either score or lay chances on a silver plate.

Disappointingly few mishit crosses, aimless dribbles, and tame efforts on goal from 30 yards in a pre-season friendly.

 

Chances on a silver plate?

Our strikers love those! Wait a minute....hang on...

 

HITC suggest they may want £43m for him.
Gino may start at £4m rather than £2m for this one.
Lots of links to Ajax and Juventus in the last week.

 

Seems to be a bit of confusion on whether his release clause is $50m or $30m, but either way with his recent form there's no way they'll get £43m for him

 

Did we even actually put in a bid for Alcacer or was that just a rumour?

 

I think we're throwing Alcacer in as a deal sweetener.

 

I hope it’s only on loan like Hogg.

 

Are you saying that the Chalobah Botox treatment has been a waste of time?

 

We signed him m8.

 

This is way too long. I'm not wasting 12 minutes on lost causes before August. Can someone summarise?

 

That’s our chances stuffed.

 

Hopefully he completed his research last Friday.

 

Remember 5 yos go full kit.

 

Gino panicking?

Anything to avoid the season ticket confetti on Aug 15?

 

Weaknesses: finishing. Fabulous.

 

Selected on the Fit In or **** Off basis.

 

Yes. In summary, we aren’t signing him.