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Discussion in 'General Football & Other Sport' started by wfc4ever, Jul 25, 2011.

  1. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Blazer Boy Strauss has done more to damage English cricket than anyone in living memory.

    He got the job as he looked too dull to do anything & then, in that classic sting, did something.

    As he’s devoid of intuition, he follows the focus group readings, Blair like, & being rather fond of being boss guy, unthinkingly actions what he thinks they say.

    So county championship April & September. Cricket for mothers & children in the interlude.

    I’m much more interested in countries which respect cricket.

    Afghanistan have a strong first class set up, as do Bangladesh.
     
  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    No Cook is the Ronaldo.

    Extraordinary, paranormal application & excellence year after year.
     
  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Rabbit in the headlights. Constantly looks 30 seconds away from crying. He used to be a really world class batsman. It was a crazy decision to make him captain. Is there no decent captain in the county game who could come into the squad without embarrassing themselves ? They don't need to be able to bat or bowl as they could simply take the place of a non scoring batsman or a non wicket taking bowler. In fact, thinking about it, I'd be up for it.
     
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  4. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Pardew could do a job.
     
  5. Maybe Deeney could help?

    There appear to be plenty on here who think he excels as a non-playing captain.
     
  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Troy in the Brearley role?

    Would bring more physical presence & it would be great to see him grabbing some Aussie larrikin by the face.

    Would it appeal to the mums & kids in school holidays?

    It probably would.
     
  7. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Much more positive from the bowlers with Broad answering a few critics .


    Hopefully the batsmen will back them up !
     
  8. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Is it just me, or is Michael Vaughan coming across as a bit of a ****?
     
  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I seldom listen to TMS these days but I know what you mean. Can be a little too pleased with himself.

    Something of fellow Mancunian, Neville G, about him.

    Having said that, he is a lot more insightful & articulate than Shearer, Ferdinand & the other ****s in/up Ghastly Gary's inner circle.
     
  10. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    He’s a real know-all. I’m quite pleased Broad seems to have told him to shove his opinions where the sun don’t shine.

    Bring back Fred Trueman and Trevor Bailey, I say.
     
  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Might make for a quiet session in the com box.
     
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  12. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    128 ahead with 3 wickets in hand - hopefully get to lead by 180-200.


    More useful runs from the lower order .
     
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  13. Malteser

    Malteser Squad Player

    Another great day for the brilliant Dom Bess.
     
  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Just wait until he has to bowl.

    Weird that both Bess & Curran the Younger were both being touted as future ‘batters who bowl a bit’.

    Super but who’s going to take the wickets?
     
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  15. Malteser

    Malteser Squad Player

    Dom will get wickets. He hasn’t bowled in any conditions remotely favourable for him, either at Lords or here.
     
  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    He's still sulking that Strauss beat him to the top job.
     
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  17. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    Well done Dom Bess! Runs, a fantastic catch and now his first test wicket.
     
  18. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Fantastic to see a young ‘un so thrilled.

    His challenge will be to learn his craft as an offspinner while trying to hold down his test place.

    In more ominous news, England could well win today, it’s Curran S’s birthday & Stokes is on the balcony.

    A potent admixture.
     
  19. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    With that wicket taken by Woakes your prediction of a win today looks ever more likely.

    It'd be nice to see Curran get a decent bowl and potentially pick up a couple of victims. Just having one over before lunch was unfair to him in my opinion.
     
  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Did Root think Curran’s a spinner?
     
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  21. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    He certainly didn't let him anywhere near the new ball so you may be right ha!ha!
     
  22. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Jimmy & Broady fielding like demons.
     
  23. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    When was the last time two 20 year old's bowled in tandem for England? Great to see.
     
  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Agreed.

    Good q.

    Crane & Curran Snr in Oz were close. That Curran is now 23.

    Let Curran Jnr’s birthday celebrations begin!
     
  25. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Bit like the last series we played against Pakistan at home - lose badly in one then hammer them in the next.

    Wasn't it 4 tests though?
     
  26. Malteser

    Malteser Squad Player

    In our 999th test match, Broad takes 6-66 and Bess 3-33!
     
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  27. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    This sounds like the devil's work.
     
  28. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Perhaps Bess will buy his sofa now?
     
  29. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Exactly.

    2 apiece.
     
  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Its all very well winning in 3 days but what the hell are we supposed to do today and tomorrow ? Work ?
    Supporters really are an after-thought. No wonder T20 is proving so much more popular.
     
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  31. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Support Afghanistan!

    Two nil up vs Bangladesh in their warm up to the greatest moment in their sporting history.

    Their first test match.

    Vs India in a week or so.

    A truly life affirming story.

    Afghanistan is barely a functioning country & cricket was unknown there 20 years ago. Their team started in refugee camps, playing with taped up balls.

    (And if you’ve ever played with your balls taped up, you’ll realise how difficult this is.)

    And yet they now rank alongside/ahead of the Windies & Sri Lanka in white ball stuff.

    While suicide bombers are messing up the country, Rashid Khan bosses the IPL.

    Aged 19.
     
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  32. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    My ultimate aim is to tilt this into an Afghan cricket forum.

    Rashid is the Tommy Smith & Mujeeb the youthful & enigmatic Vydra.

    A step at a time.
     
  33. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

  34. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I read the book recently & have been engrossed by the companion film a couple of times.

    Instrumental in my huge admiration for Afghan cricket.

    Unfortunately, for me, the link merely leads to Alexa.

    ‘Alexa, can you establish Afghan cricket?’

    In grating, almost robo voice:

    ‘Yes, I can establish Afghan cricket.’

    In cloying middle class voice:

    ‘Thank you, Alexa.’

    To channel my inner Moose, don’t all you millennials realise these are listening devices which you to have installed in your own homes?

    Btw, Keithers, which one is your mate?

    The army chap who donated kit?
     
  35. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Probably, yes. Is he named? I haven’t read the book myself but his mother told me he featured in it.
     

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