Covid-19. The Lighter Side..

Especially for you.

https://www.dummies.com/business/online-business/ebay/how-ebays-buy-it-now-option-works/

You are welcome.

 

Love these two

 

Thank you.

 

Saw this on Twitter, poor bloke:
https://twitter.com/bernardtcastle/status/1265534088397697024?s=21
And then this in the comments of anyone is after some lockdown booze:
https://www.brewdog.com/uk/barnard-castle-eye-test

 

I’m sure it’ll be fine, especially if it’s for cash. My sister runs a small eBay business though and specifically warned me against collection in person stuff, as all the seller protections offered by eBay and PayPal evaporate where the buyer collects in person. Receipts don’t seem to matter to them.

 

Anybody been able to order any? Big fan of Punk IPA, would love to order Barnard Castle Eye-Test.

 

It’s pre-order delivery in two weeks, although it doesn’t seem to add it to my cart if I try. I know the website actually crashed earlier with so many people clicking through to look at it

Edit: seems to work now

 

I hope Sir Bernard Jenkin has decided which colour test to go with before he chairs another Zoom meeting live on television.

 

Keeps crashing.

Short sighted beer for tall stories. Our New England, Old School IPA is locked down and loaded.
Dry-hopped for a juicy hit with pineapple, mango and hint of zesty lime. All profits will go to funding our production of free sanitiser for the NHS & Health Care Charities.

 

Sounds utterly disgusting. Much like Cummings, I guess.

 

OK £395, but that's my final final final offer.
Dunno. People voted for Brexit and Trump !!

 

From the, frankly wonderful, @G_Orwell_Genius:

 

And, predictably those left-wing liberal fascists at the BBC are leading the hate. I'm really surprised that they haven't got ENEMY HATELIST (Emily Maitlis) presenting it.

 

Yes, got mine on order. lso set up an account at Majestic for good measure - 'cellar' getting low!

 

At least Emu seemed to have a mind of his own.

 

A trip to Durham's tourist hotspots is one thing but the bugger is in Australia now!!

 

The best of Dominic ..

 

Scintillating form.

 

Skools are back ...

 

The mass market new testing kits purchased by the govt have arrived from China.

Got mine today and I’m happy to share the result..

 

7 words, 4 errors.

 

Presumably written by a member of the great British electorate.

 

No, it’s one of the A* students signed off by their teacher.

 

I count 6! No r in "can't", they missed the apostrophe too. They forgot the full stop at the end of the sentence. They also forgot to add an e on the end of "breath".

No space in-between "no" and "to", there should be no apostrophe in "masks".

Jesus. Where is the knuckle dragging, drool dribbling covid denialist who wrote this?

What's truly scary is that whoever this is probably has the right to vote.

 

I counted 4 because viewed the misspelling of "can't" as one error, but you are right there are more than 4 errors in total.

 

Ah I see.

Perhaps the message this person spray painted was intended to be a form of satire? If so, it's very good.