[RUMOUR] Callum McGregor

According to Alan Nixon, us and Bournemouth are in a £10mil tug of war over the Celtic player. Albeit he writes for the Sun, so probably nonsense.

 

We can’t compete with the likes of Bournemouth!!

 

Who da fook is dat guy?

 

Seems to me fundamentally wrong that representatives from each club should be allowed to grab an arm and simply pull until this guy signs for one of them.

 

That would be ridiculous. I'm sure they will be using a standard rope not the player himself !

 

Good point. I hadn’t thought of that. Except when they say a ‘three-way tug of war’ that must be the player with one club grabbing a leg.

 

I would assume a standard mini league format with a best of 3 final under those circumstances.

 

Incoming Ken Dodd chicken joke!

 

Classic format and potentially good telly.

 

Crazy foreign name.

I’m in.

 

Interesting phrasing by the pundit. It would be more accurate to say that we are interested and thus, Bournemouth are interested also.

 

Did Ndong actually end up there?

Not a major presence in W Herts.

 

Not sure about engaging in a tug of war, with our injury record his arm would fall off

 

We could do with someone who is good at martial arts.