[SIGNED loan] Andre Carrillo

Can I be the first to say: now **** OFF amrabat, please.

 

Sounds like a good signing, we're really starting to build up some depth in the attacking positions.

 

Can I be the umpteenth (probably) to say now **** OFF Relegation Certs?

 

At least he said please.

 

I look forward to the meltdown when Amrabat starts on Saturday, even if we win.

 

If we can have 3 points ,I don't mind amrabat playing ,even if Harry hornet would be more effective down the wing !

 

abusive yet polite

 

I always look at the FIFA ratings surprisingly accurate on most players.

We have brought in a lot of fast players now I think, we need to consentrate on deffence from now on .

Brit, pro, kaboul , all similar players no pace or passing skill.

 

Chilled as an aperitif, excellent.

 

Come on Gino...

Show us a way to sign Carrillo

 

Announce Carrillo you c**ts.

 

Not happening. Looks like we have Amrabat on the RW all season, which I'm thrilled about as he is our best player. First name on the team sheet every week.

 

It's 'you chaps' not 'you chats' you silly billy Jelly

 

Please can this just happen now? Otherwise I revoke everything I said in my thread in the other section and want the Pozzo's removed immediately.

 

Some of Andre's most recent Instagram follows: Land Rover, Bentley, Range Rover, Anthony Joshua, a Wolves footballer.

On the other hand, he's currently a restaurant that looks more Santa Justa than St Albans.

 

I conclude from this he's going to buy some expensive cars to drive to a Joshua fight & back home again, then join Wolves

 

Why buy him? Just loan him for 5 seasons at 1m each!

 

He may not be the Defender we want, But he is the defender we need.

John Stones for 15M next please.

 

watfordfc just released a training vid. is that carillo at 8 secs in?

 

Mason I think

 

ok fair doo. never seen him that close

 

Would've been another cool way to announce a signing if it was

 

Racist

 

Is that Vydra at the back ?

 

Presume that is the loan fee - we also pay the 2.5m wages(50k a week I heard)

 

Peruvian sports journo Carlos Univazo has said that Carrillo has signed, but obviously not done until the club announces it

 

What if he signs in a sealed box in a forest and no one can prove it till he exits? At what point did he actually sign?

 

Whoah now, straight out of left field there. I for one did not see this transfer coming.

 

Ask Schrodingers cat - he will know

 

He has the most enormous forehead

 

I thought he was dead. Well he's dead to me anyway.

 

awaiting work permit?

 

A cat with a work permit,there's a thought!

 

Funny you should say that............. Creative our recruitment team aren't they, surely he'll need water before the weekend is over.