Adverts you hate

Sounds like the ad campaign would backfire in Tunisia.

 

The very idea that people sit around and debate when is the best time to eat tasteless, nutrition free bowls of yellow corn with their friends, sickens me to the very core.

 

I suspect they are in fact actors being paid to lie and deceive.

 

That Sixt "drive smug" advert is the most loathesome bit of TV ever aired

 

Still winning......

Not sure what company it is but it makes my skin crawl every time I hear it.

 

So, the mum is too busy on the phone to look after her child, who then goes into a shop and guilts a small businessman into giving her free chocolate.

The mum then receives it gratefully, presumably in the full and certain knowledge that her daughter had no money.

Utter scumbag mum.

 

What a nasty ad this is. It appears to laud a free spirited little sheep only for it to have to cow in fear in front of some total yuppie ponce in a massive car.

Look at the smug winker at the end of ad and tell me Volkswagen, emission cheating scum, don't need a good slap.

 

Yes yes yes yes

 

The Capri Sun in the adverts is a really smug arrogant piece of sh*t.

 

"For sale - one WFC Forum. Hardly used. Sold as seen. Terms and conditions apply. The sellers cannot confirm that the number of users stated truly represents the number of individuals subscribed aka "the Moog effect". Sample 11 out of 25346 agreed. APR 598531%"

 

What the hell have I just watched!??????

 

Indeed.

I sat on the toilet at work watching this with no sound. It made me laugh and then it all got very dark and unpleasant and I hurried back into the office to get back to normality.

 

Hahaha actually thought that was genuine until I read the comments!

 

"...but we'll never call the whole thing off".

Seriously piss off my screen you cheesewafflestwats.

 

The Lloyds TSB advert with that awful tuneless whistle. I have to turn that bugger down. Now the silly **** is trying to flog it on itunes:

https://davidmorris-whistler.com/davids-music-on-the-tsb-advert-now-available-to-download/

 

Flash Ultra....id be so humiliated if I was that guy.

 

Admiral's latest "How to knock up an advert in under 20 mins for less than £50" attempt.
It's as though some companies don't realise that a poor advert isn't just "a missed opportunity", it can actually damage a brand.

 

Jet2 holidays. Mostly because of the racket made by that bloody Jess Glynn song.

 

Kenco and Mike the Cofficinado

 

DAVE!

 

That grease is going nowhere...

 

The Barclays Mobile Banking App with dippy Hannah.

She's on her way to the reunion and wants to buy a round of drinks, even though she only has £87.50 in her account (Hannah says the amount ironically in a haw haw sort of way).

Hannah blocks her card, but then she finds out that she has it after all, it was in her 'special pocket'. Presumably this is similar to what female prison officers refer to as the 'front' and 'back' pockets when carrying out their cavity searches.

What I object to about it most of all is its smug corporate idea of how they think 'regular' people must be. A bit dippy. A bit simple. A bit skint. Willing to spend a substantial portion of their budget on appearances for other people. Innocent. Guileless. Like sheep. And it's all just slightly off. Slightly skewiff. Slightly through the looking glass.

On the morning of the triumph of the Revolution, we should all wear smiling Hannah masks while we hammer and chisel the Barclays name off the front of our local branches and stick notices up in the windows that it has been nationalised in the name of the people.

 

TBF @Clive_ofthe_Kremlin - have you looked outside your window recently / read a "news"paper / watched TV ... I don't want to come across all Jonathan Pie'y* - but we're living in a world where Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg's views are sought and reported...

*This one's a particular favourite - it's very different to the rest of his output.

 

Yes.
Just how low have Bacon and that guy from Inbetweeners fallen ? "Bacon, you're good" has to be one of the most cringeworthy lines in an advert. Replace "good" with "desperate for cash and having no dignity".

 

Unfortunately that is exactly how most regular people are. Just watch "The one show" or any political broadcast.

 

I was gutted when I heard this advert. He's sold his soul to the devil. And my personal David Morris collection has been deleted in protest.

 

That’s nothing, I will never whistle again.

 

The new diet coke advert. Fùcking Hell. I can't find the UK one on YouTube, but did find the US version. The UK version has the same terrible dialogue but spoken with an English accent by the most punchable spunk bubble you've ever clapped eyes on. Wretched.

 

Ha, my post on page 1!

 

Would have preferred the title of this post to be “ adverts you like “ would then have been much shorter!

 

Any adverts the d*ckheads on "The Apprentice" make. Make the real ads look surprisingly good.

 

Isn’t that sort of the point? They are laughably bad, and therefore entertaining.

 

It is, and keeping the idiots employed keeps the entertainment levels up, but my god they are so annoying.