Andre Carrillo

Discussion in 'Former Players Archive' started by hornmeister, Aug 25, 2017.

  1. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    1 year loan from Benfica. Permanent option.
     
  2. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    I think I've solved it.

    Is it an anagram of our next signing, Erik Lamela?
     
  3. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

  4. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    A bit anonymous in his first sub appearance in difficult circumstances.

    Made one very decent run and hit an absolute peach of a through ball first time to Gray.

    Promising signs.
     
  5. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    Promising signs indeed. Just hope he doesn't turn into another Niang; who gets tired after 60 minutes and doesn't track back at all.
     
  6. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    I felt that he hadn't had enough time to gel with the squad before the match as it was. Coming on in the circumstances made it harder for him.
    I expect with our style of play that we will give Southampton a tough game.
     
  7. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I do hope he doesn't have to go through his whole Watford career being called 'Carilo' though.

    It's pronounced CA-RRREE-YO.

    Go on, try it commentators. It's easy.
     
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  8. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    You are quite right to point this out and I expect Emma Saunders at the very least to get it right.

    One minor adjustment, as I said earlier in this thread in Peru the ll pronunciation instead of being a Y sound is closer to how the French sound a J (or how the "s" is sounded in "vision").
     
  9. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Yep, there's definitely a very good player there.

    Let's hope his head doesn't drop after Gray fluffs his 25th peach of a through ball.
     
  10. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I didn't know the Peruvians do that too. I knew the Argies do it, very strong - "Vamos a la pla-sh-a con una bote-sh-a" etc...
     
  11. Ah I'm good at these.... is it La Isla Bonita by Madonna?
     
  12. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player


    Nope - it was 'La Macarena'
     
  13. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Not for them it isn't
     
  14. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Bit hard when they've already used up all their foreign pronunciation credits on Gomesssh.
     
  15. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    I thought it was. I just assumed Saunders had been briefed on how he preferred it announced.
     
  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Yes. Met some Argies in Venezuela who pronounced "pollo" as "posho." Of course they could just have been talking about me
     
  17. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    In Peru if you get called "pollo" it means you can't handle your drink.
     
  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    They were ordering sandwich meat, but to be fair I was out of my tree on cheap ron for most of that holiday
     
  19. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    That doesn't fit with the Amarillo song, give him a different name
     
  20. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Ree yo
    Ree yo
    It's pronounced CA - REE - YO
    dada da da da, dada da da da
    Ree yo
    Ree yo ree yo ree yo
     
  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot


     
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  22. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Amarillo given no. 18.
     
  23. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    Erm, 28
     
  24. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

  25. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    Tinpot
     
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  26. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    John Peel at the end?
     
  27. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?



    Played in Peru's 2-1 win over Bolivia last night

    Played a big part in the first goal with some great wing play at 7:38

    Second goal was a beauty from Christian Cueva, who we were linked with during the window
     
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  28. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    A few decent players in that Peru team
     
  29. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Im currently working on the film 'Paddington 2'.

    Got talking to the P man yesterday on set and his inside ITK scout report on the Peru team, is that Carillo is the dogs marmalade and Cueva is one to watch for the future.

    Both are sh1t of a shovel, he said.

    He then dissapeared into his Winnebago with a bag of local Peruvian produce that his man brings over for him from the old country, accompanied by a whole bevvy of very saucy, girly teddy bears.
     
  30. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I only understood a few words in that post BRLR but I think I liked it!
     
  31. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Not convinced that was "great wing play" - it looks like he could have crossed it at the first time of beating his man, then checked back unnecessarily to go and beat him again. His cross then failed to beat the first guy at the near post...
     
  32. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Teddy bears in this context would usually be taken to mean butch, hairy homosexuals, though I'm not sure how you can have "girly" ones...

    Either way, it certainly doesn't surprise me to learn that Paddington is gay.
     
  33. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    I guess they were wearing makeup...
     
  34. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Agreed. He did get the ball across, which Bat wouldn't have done, but his cross was no better than one of Anya's.
     
  35. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Haha, I'm not sure I would go quite that far - at least unlike Anya he managed to get the ball off the floor...
     

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