To be fair, we do seem to be doing something about the problem - our much-vaunted worldwide scouting team has been visiting Walton Casuals FC... https://www.sportsmole.co.uk/footba...38gaXOI51jvgKQdjix7HnOfab-aiPDfbgES9BvaQiqdQA
It's a funny bird, that flits from bough to bough makes it's nest in a rhubarb tree and whistles like a cow.