Colonel Sir Tom - Your Circuit's Dead, There's Something Wrong...

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    Glad that's all put to bed now.
     
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    She could dig Tom up and have him do a 'float-a-thon' to, dunno, maybe raise funds for the NHS etc etc etc
     
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    So it was turned down by the council and she went ahead anyway. Obviously thought that shouting "do you know who I am?" would be enough to force it through. Money grabbing egomaniac.
     
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    My heart bleeds.
     
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    Think they got Plan A approved, built Plan A++ and then when the neighbours complained they put in a retrospective application for the tarted up version. Still arrogant though.
     
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    I think ‘Captain Tom Spa and Demolition’ Sets could sell well to fund it.

    Kids will love the Captain Tom Spa and Demolition Set! Build a spa complex from construction bricks. Then demolish it with wrecking ball and bulldozer. Comes complete with Captain Tom figure.
     
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    From garden laps to planning lapse.

    A cautionary tale for the ages.
     
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    Got to be honest, I'm sick of hearing about the middle East when this story is still going on. Come on British Biased Corporation! Cover the story that matters!
     
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    What's happening in the Middle East ? Have they found those WMD yet ?
     
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    Woman of Media Deception?

    Certainly sounds like Captain Tom's daughter.
     
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    Ha, very good.
     
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    Rhe lack iof morality, integrity and decency from the avaricious never ceases to amaze and simultaneously disgust me.
     
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    Other property, other holidays, other cars presumably
     
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    Roll up, roll up, house for sale!

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-68896140

    This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own the ultimate piece of Captain Sir Tom memorabilia. For the modest sum of £2.2m his family are prepared to hand the baton on to a new generation. You, yes you, could also walk 100 lengths of the garden path made famous by the dear old boy. Just don't walk 100 lengths in the direction of the site of the former Captain Sir Tom Memorial Spa (RIP), which has now been repurposed by his family who have harnessed the Blitz spirit and turned it into the veggie patch we know he always wanted. Gawd bless 'im!
     
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    Odious bunch of swine-swilling ****s
     
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    No need to sugar coat it, tell us what you really think.

    If the house had a spa I'd be interested unfortunately therefore I'm out.
     
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    Corrected for you!
     
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    I bet I could beat his record of 100 laps.

    I could buy it, do 101 laps, sell the story to the media, and pay off the mortgage immediately.

    Printing money.
     
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    Ghastly bunch of leaches
     
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    You’re getting confused with Jack and his family.

    Leeches.
     
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    Somebody once taught me the correct spelling of leech, but for some reason it never stuck.
     
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    It should be leach, given peach, reach, beach, teach etc - vs ......just beech tree ? I'm with you, the dictionary clearly has a typo.
     
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    Screech?
     
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    *screach
     
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    yes but plenty of other with ea eg breach, preach, each, etc
     
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    Haha I used to love Saved By The Bell!
     
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