Today’s Match Headline, In Your Own Words

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    Comedy defending the star as Hornets battle out entertaining draw.
     
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    Hornets Stung.
     
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    Defending not sent to Coventry as traffic cone scores two.
     
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    4 goal hornets held to a draw.
     
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    New 9 striker goes ballistic, defense are attrocious.
     
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    Scotsman Drunk During Six Goal Thriller
     
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    Watford and Coventry unable to be separated in a thrilling Championship clusterf*ck
     
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    Watford sh1t themselves three times after taking the lead but hang on for a point
     
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    What a Hoedt! Comedy own goal hands Sky Blues a point.
     
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    "Watford relegated after 5 games, Preston Champions"
     
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    That’s got to Hoedt
     
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    Didn’t see yours before I did mine.
     
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    Yours is good too.
     
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    Freddie Starr ate my defender
     
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    WATFORD SQUAD HIT WITH DOG-WALKING BAN DUE TO CONSTANTLY LOSING THE LEAD
     
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    Two men fined for pretending to be centre backs.

    Police spokesman says witnesses complained about Wesley Hoedt's disturbing own goal and Ryan Porteous' drunken impersonation of a professional defender.
     
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    “Within three weeks, the sugary residue had combined with Gareth’s penile filth to create a scabbed crust”.

    A scummer, shirley?
     
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    Worst pass Bachmann
     
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    Yes!!! Fcuk!!! Yes!!! Fcuk!!! Yes!!! Fcuk!!!
     
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    Watford fans ecstatic over witnessing entertaining game.
     
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    Watford do a Watford…again!
     
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    Normal Championship football on display at Coventry.
     
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    I don’t get it ?
     
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    Bachmann sent to Coventry
     
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    I guess you could loosely say it relates to what Hoedt might have said the Bachmann.
     
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    As usual utter ****

    Slightly more goal scored than watford has had managers this season, for the moment.

    Sky Blues 3 - Rancid Poos 3
     
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