Real People With Amusing Names

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  1. Maninblack

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    I don't hold out much hope for Crawley striker Dave Poppedhisclogs.
     
    Maninblack, Dec 27, 2021
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    Tim Handwerker. Plays for Nurnburg in the German second tier.
     
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    Graham Coffin-Dodger is laughing.
     
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    My first coaching boss used to be a teacher and he tried to convince me he used to teach a boy named Stan Still.
    I'm not sure!
     
    I Blame Pozzo, Jan 3, 2022
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    Not people, but Brest are playing Nice today.
     
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  6. Ghost of Barry Endean

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    Novax Djokovic.
     
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    Ghost of Barry Endean First Team

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  8. reg_varney

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    Today I've been dealing with Joao Pedra, not that funny but it made me smile, and Kristina M Thumfart, which did produce a titter.
     
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  9. reg_varney

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    Bello-Onaghise God'Spower referenced in a paper amongst a multitude of Chinese names.
     
    reg_varney, Jul 11, 2022
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  10. The undeniable truth

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    Nice 2 Brest5 final score ?
     
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    A player on FM14 called Richard D1cks got a chuckle out of me. It might be a joke across all of them?
     
    cyaninternetdog, Jul 15, 2022
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    An old colleague of mine was called Gordon Bennett.

    I also had a professor at uni called Richard Mold. Safe to say nobody shortened his first name.
     
    Harrow Orn, Jul 15, 2022
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    cyaninternetdog, Aug 4, 2022
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    Funnily enough the Jizz Horn is one of my names for little meister.
     
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    Cheers mate, TMI though.
     
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    There was a referee called Segar B*stard.

    Found a Mona Cowmeadow while doing some research.
     
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    Not amusing, but yesterday I had a message at work from João Pedro.

    Turns out he's a senior software developer on the side.
     
    Robert Peel, Nov 17, 2022
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  18. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

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    The samba rhythms of the IT department.
     
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  19. reg_varney

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    I've just been forwarded an e-mail by Lottie Groocock. I'm sure she did and plenty of it.
     
    reg_varney, Sep 6, 2023
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    I used to have a developer here called that. Went off to work for a robotics company down south.
     
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    It's part English and part French. 'Grue' is an old French word and more or less means 'stalk'. '****' referring to the bird with a neck and feathers. Both words were combined in Medievil England and that one is just a version of how it's spelt. Others being "Gruecock" and "Grewcock". It's totally made up of course, just a combination of random words that was a fun thing to do in the 1300's.
     
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    I had a work mate called Harry R Sewell.
     
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    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

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    My wifes CEO is call Ari Boozebib. Always found it amusing
     
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  24. Robert Peel

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    Just discovered a bloke at work has the surname "Hamburger".
     
    Robert Peel, Sep 8, 2023
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  25. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

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    And his wife is called Pattie
     
    K9 Hornet, Sep 8, 2023
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    The wife used to have a teacher called Master Bates.
     
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    My boss is called Thurston Urewilly
     
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    Is he called that by everyone, or just you?
     
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    I just made it up tbh, like most of the other people in here
     
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  30. Robert Peel

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    I actually googled him / her / they to see the face. What a fool.
     
    Robert Peel, Sep 9, 2023
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    Had a mate called Peter O'Toole, who had an uncle Deadly and an uncle Enis.
    At school there was a kid in my class called Neil Kerr, his middle name was Andrew. We had to write our initials followed by our surname on our exercise books. Our English teacher always delighted in calling him Knacker.
     
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    I had a chemistry teacher Mr. Pratt. Initials B. A. funny on similar levels.
     
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    Dongdong Wang, Actor. A long career in Adult Films awaits him.
     
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