Covid-19 Virus

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Hornet4ever, Jan 30, 2020.

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  1. Bwood_Horn

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    Bwood_Horn, Feb 26, 2020
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  2. HappyHornet24

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    I think you’ll find that he informed us the “Caronavirus” will go away in April. Yup, the font of all knowledge...
     
    HappyHornet24, Feb 26, 2020
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  3. GoingDown

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    So that's what it is. Thought it was strange I hadn't been threatened on the forum for a while.
     
    GoingDown, Feb 26, 2020
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  4. The undeniable truth

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    Nothing since 8th Feb. First UK victim of this virus ?
    North Norfolk goes into lockdown.
     
    The undeniable truth, Feb 27, 2020
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  5. UEA_Hornet

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    How would anyone be able to tell?
     
    UEA_Hornet, Feb 27, 2020
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    RIP the Politics section.
     
    Cassetti's Beard, Feb 27, 2020
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  7. Bwood_Horn

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    COVFEFE
     
    Bwood_Horn, Feb 27, 2020
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    Medicine's loss is the world's gain!
     
    I Blame Pozzo, Feb 27, 2020
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  9. The undeniable truth

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    I can see it now. The world will end with 3 games to go and the horns 2 points from safety. We will never know whether they would have made it........
     
    The undeniable truth, Feb 27, 2020
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  10. GoingDown

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    I've only just noticed it's returned.

    Respect to @hornmeister for making it invisible in 'new posts' as requested.
     
    GoingDown, Feb 27, 2020
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  11. Moose

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    Christ on a bike, how will anyone there find a partner to mate with?
     
    Moose, Feb 27, 2020
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  12. The undeniable truth

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    I think in this scenario, "Norfolk rules" apply.
     
    The undeniable truth, Feb 27, 2020
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    He met Hooter for a drink. Disappears. Odd that.
     
    Moose, Feb 27, 2020
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  14. The undeniable truth

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    Hooter too ? A few Cley posts since the meeting but I guess Hooter just extracted his password through torture before killing him ? Or vice versa ?
    I'd always just assumed that crisis meeting would end with Moog standing in a pub punching and insulting himself.
     
    The undeniable truth, Feb 27, 2020
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    Let’s hope Cley hasn’t been fashioned into some Human Centipede type creation or if he has, that he’s at the front end.
     
    Moose, Feb 27, 2020
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    lowerrous, Feb 27, 2020
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    Really should be called the Boomervirus.
     
    Arakel, Feb 27, 2020
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    Bwood_Horn, Feb 27, 2020
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    wfcmoog, Feb 27, 2020
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  21. Arakel

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    Holy cheese - it's an EU conspiracy! They're behind the whole thing!
     
    Arakel, Feb 27, 2020
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    Great point. The older generation are always blamed for some or other boll*cks by the morbidly stupid youth, now they're spreading this to us. Scummers.
     
    Diamond, Feb 27, 2020
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  23. Moose

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    Must be terrible for the older generation. All their young lives unfairly blamed by their parents for being feckless layabouts, and now they are old their kids have turned on them!

    They never done nothing! Leave them alone! They should get their turn at slagging everyone else off!
     
    Moose, Feb 27, 2020
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  24. wfc4ever

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    Maybe it's already been answered but why has there been a big outbreak in Norhern Italy ?

    Let's hope they can soon control this but people will be moving all the time so that won't help.
     
    wfc4ever, Feb 27, 2020
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    They don’t know who patient zero is apparently so the authorities there have no idea.
     
    UEA_Hornet, Feb 27, 2020
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    Apparently it has a 30 day incubation time, so someone likely picked it up a month ago and went back to Italy without realising they were sick.

    Then, boom.
     
    Arakel, Feb 28, 2020
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    La_tempesta_cielo_68, Feb 28, 2020
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    And a great weapon if used correctly.
     
    domthehornet, Feb 28, 2020
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    Hubei are a bit ****
     
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    You two are now on my 'moog list'. I wouldn't be surprised if human turds started to appear in your front gardens.
     
    Bwood_Horn, Feb 28, 2020
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    Brit on Japanese cruise ship has died.
     
    Ghost of Barry Endean, Feb 28, 2020
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    Very sad. **** getting more and more real.
     
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    Jo Churchill has just been on W@1 and was spectacularly shyte.
     
    Bwood_Horn, Feb 28, 2020
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    Switzerland has cancelled all football in top 2 tiers.
     
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