Pre-season 2019

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  1. luke_golden

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    This looks every bit the first friendly of the summer.

    Dreadful stuff, interspersed with brief glimpses of quality. It’s what I’d imagine professional footballers playing drunk would look like. The mind wants what the body can’t give.

    Except Stefano Okrapa. He’s always this useless.
     
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    Decent half. Some questions still unanswered, but there is one doubt that has been truly cleared in my mind. My boo boy will definitely be Massina this season. Does not dissapoint to dissapoint.

    Hopefully Holebas picks up an injury in pre season so I can spend the next 9 months running down to the front of The Rookery to boo and hiss him out of my club.
     
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    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
     
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    Okaka really is an awful signing. Cost a bundle and got a 5 year contract. Over successive windows zero clubs will take him except Udinese and now we are trying to get something out of him again. Shambolic fitness levels. Roll on 2021 when we can cut him lose.
     
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    He's such a disappointment that he can't even spell disappoint properly ffs.
     
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    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

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    Typical Gracia, always leaving the subs too late.
     
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    Unladen from what ?
     
  9. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

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    Ha ha ha.

    "Doo-La-Foe" coming on...
     
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    I can’t answer...
     
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    Seems to be a completely new team for the second half, with Success as the forward supporting Deulofeu.

    So no sign of Deeney - thank god, probably to save us all the cringing of having to watch him try and run around while still carrying his standard summer load.
     
  12. lowerrous

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    First sighting of Dahlberg in goal for us.
     
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    That was the 'possibles' first half. Now we're seeing the 'probables'
     
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    The young Ajax CB Schuurs looks like they sold De Ligt but kept his clone. Or at least his twin.
     
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    Except for Doucs, Capoue, Cathcart and the GK.

    Ajax score not too long after a poor kick out from Dahlberg.

    Chalobah, Holebas and Kabasele all asleep from the subsequent throw in.
     
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    Bachmann would have saved that.

    Dahlberg picking the ball out of the net 6 mins into his debut.
     
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    Hughes has lost the ball every time he's touched it so far.

    Seriously in need of a proper right winger.
     
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    Would have agreed. Then I saw Kabasele.
     
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    Where's Pererya?
     
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    He lost 14kg from last season's playing weight after starting training early - probably too weak to play...
     
  22. lowerrous

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    Chalobah first yellow of the match with really poor late sliding tackle.
     
  23. lowerrous

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    Nuh uh, that was last summer.

    He looked like he was putting it back on again by the end of this season gone.
     
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    I only have flight speeds for laden swallows , but without the baggage details I m unable to make the correct subtractive calculation .
     
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    Chabs has porked out a bit .

    Must be on the patented Deeney Greggs Pre season diet .
     
  26. lowerrous

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    Sema is actually looking a bit less clumsy than usual. He might be one of the players to have actually slimmed down a bit/got more agile again.
     
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    Fingers crossed about that shop window!
     
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    This ref's whistle happy and having a larf at some of the decisions.
     
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    Amateur ref? Or are they all like this in pre-season?
     
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    Chubs?
     
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    Nathaniel Chubbalad
     
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    Some Glimpses of Chalobahs Majestic classiness
     
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    Holebas has been asleep defensively.
     
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