Woking 0-2 Watford Fc - 06/01/2019 - Fa Cup Third Round

It'll be difficult. Even their big stand hasn't got a row Z..

 

Should have won the Ballon d’Or multiple times. You don’t see Messi or Ronaldo doing what he did. Even mocked Bournemouth by playing in goal at the kick off.

 

Gracia ruined some Woking kid’s year by preventing a Bobby P shirt swap.

 

So it was a Woking permit Peneranda was waiting for, not a working permit!


(Said in shoutbox but was so proud of myself I sadly posted it here too!)

 

He certainly wouldn't catch a cold wearing all of those shirts!

 

All joking and mockery aside. My biggest concern is Britos getting sent off in the opening 30mins. Some little non-league bumface aged about 19 is going to try it. Britos will take the bait and rightfully put him in his place, but will be sent off.

 

I think NASA would struggle to get Deeney that far off the ground.

 

Can I get you for my kids party. I will pay you in smarties.

 

2 tubes and you're on!

 

No real stories from yesterday's results which is making me very nervous as it'd be just our luck to be involved in the "giant" killing.

 

Excellent. I left England and moved to America. So all I need you to do is jump on plane and be here in the next 5 hours. I will rush order the 2 tubes of smarties from amazon so they are here when you arrive. See you soon.

 

Cardiff being knocked out by Gillingham
Accrington knocking out Ipswich
Bristo City knocking out Huddersfield
Portsmouth knocking out Norwich

We’re all big upsets.

Granted not as large as ours will be today, but still.

 

I see Woking have a special 'Moaners Stand'.

A non-League version of the Upper Rous I suppose...

 

After that first half performance, Success has found his level

 

No tartan rugs spotted in the Woking stand.

 

God help us if we get an injury crisis. What a steaming pile.

 

Let’s all agree never to speak about this again

 

King Ken and Deeney make an immediate impact. A terrible day for the boo boys

 

Easy win. Never in doubt. Don’t think we got out of second gear. Glad they had their 90 minutes of fame and got to see a world class striker in Troy Deeney.

 

Or a real life version of our shoutbox?

 

We made hard work of that. How uninspiring.

Suppose for a second you’re a Premier League scout and this was a tie between two non-league teams. Are there any players you would recommend to your enployers? I don’t think anyone stood out as different class.

 

Wasn't even first gear for the reserves. Woking didn't even lay a glove on us.

 

Certainly was.

I'm wondering why Feyenoord didn't give Berghuis a run - may have made it interesting.

 

So, so proud to be a hornet tonight. We took Woking to school. Absolute mastershow.

Gomes - oustanding - 10
Janmaat - Amazing - 10
Britos - Brilliant - 10
Wilmott - Appalling - 2
Masina - Average - 9
Chalobah - back to his best - 1
Cleverley - needz gaymes - 8.2
Hughes - scored a goal - 1o
Success - great success - 9
Peneranda - exciting - 10

Subs - Navarro - Superb - 9
Deeney - **** - 1
Sema - not on long enough to rate - 2

on to the next round! U Ooooorns

 

Exactly, a dominant display that was within ourselves, not over comitting and running the risk of getting injured or red cards. Isaac and Panda didnt really get into the box a great deal which left us not really having chance after chance but it was a professional performance. Barnet in round 4 please.

 

Not great but giving them all negative scores seems harsh

 

Don't agree with so many changes, the defence did what they had to, midfield were pinging it around during the first half, but I'm afraid Success is never going to make it at our level, he lost possession many times and wasted the ball the rest of it, he may be ok on the wing, but we have good alternatives there so it doesn't look good for him!

Motm for me Britos, came in from the cold and looked like a seasoned pro!

 

Whilst it was a boring game to watch, not sure why anyone is saying we were ****. We literally controlled the whole game without coming out of first gear. Never, ever looked in any danger.

 

Ahhh... The magic of the FA Cup. We strode into town like the footballing Harlem Globetrotters, popping the ball about and showing off all our Premier League flicks and tricks. Even managed to engineer an almost unheard of four on one breakaway as we were so good.

Motm Britos.

Please can we have the lowest ranked team in the cup again next round?

 

God forbid we ever have to play Deulofeu and Penaranda in the same team though. No other players would ever get passed too!

 

True but do you think it was a deliberate attempt to stay in first gear ? All those aimless punts up-field and misplaced passes were part of the plan ? No-one wanting to stake a claim for a first 11 spot ? Second gear would have been nice.

 

Yes, if we have 11 outfield injuries and have to field an entire team made up of fringe players who have rarely (or ever in some cases) played together in a competitive game and who cannot possibly improve, then I guess maybe, just maybe, things would be a little awkward. And, of course, base all this on one 90 minute game where you are in control, never really threatened.

I will say that you’d hope for more from those players wanting to break into the first team but let’s not get carried away with this.

 

Appalling performance.