Woking 0-2 Watford Fc - 06/01/2019 - Fa Cup Third Round

Kudos to the lay-dees for selecting a pub rather thsn some God-awful coffee shop.

Just make sure the pub has BT Sport. And you can take advantage of its other facilities as we slip to an ignominious defeat.

 

Good to see you taking the old fashioned father's approach to childbirth. How us blokes allowed this 'you must be there at the birth' cr@p to catch on is beyond me. Mind you, I'm as guilty as anyone - I was there for both of mine. Horrific experience! Dads to be - wait in the pub!

 

I saw that and if I wasn't so delighted at City's win last night I'd really have the hump!

 

I would like to see Troy start the game, he has now scored 5 this season, if he was able to help himself to a few here it would take him nicely towards double figures, no one remembers at the end of the season when all of his goals are added up where he got them from!

 

Being "no worse than our other strikers other than Success" is not exactly a great endorsement given the level they are at.

 

To be fair where were half our fans pre-Pozzo.

 

Looking forward to being back on a terrace. First decent cup draw for years.

 

Watford to win by 37 runs (D/L method)

 

If you want to watch the match undisturbed by baby talk, tell your wife she deserves a break from housework and take your washing round to IBB's. Bone up on Sophocles beforehand and I'm sure you'll have a pleasant afternoon.
Don't forget to take a carrot as a small thank-you present

 

Deeney (hit wicket) then banned after tempestuous press conference.

 

Manager is quite the looker.

 

With the likely resting of some of our technically gifted midfielders as well as the selection of any of our Barn Door Brigade up top, we could be in for a record breaking afternoon. The team with the most shots to not score a single goal. Match stats - 73 shots, 0 on target.

But we will win 1-0. O.G.

 

We are officially big time:

http://www.cardsboard.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=7891&sid=717321cc9ac85dde61bcc87f47fa2d16

 

Our third was a waterbirth. I haven't been in a pool since.

 

The fact that some absolute ****** is selling half and half scarves makes me want to pop a packet of cyanide.

These aren’t official, our club wouldn’t stoop low enough to do these stupid things.

 

I agree wholly about the sentiment of half and half scarves. I don't think I saw one with our colours until we got promoted in 2015 and then it was only against the big 6 clubs. I suspect that these Del Boy types selling them only sell to Chinese tourists and the like. I haven't seen many sellers of these near our ground this season so I wonder whether the sellers finally realise that there is no discernible market for them.

 

Also, note the number of posts.

9th tier stuff compared to the Mighty Moog.

 

Have the Chinese tourists to Watford now got the full Top 6 set?

 

Surely there would be a market for a half and half WFC/Muff scarf?

 

Purely for the purposes of strangulation.

 

I see that bershire horn is over there making all look like ***** again FFS.

 

Don't knock it till you try it.

 

Excellent,I have a carrot in the fridge but it could do with a companion and I could do with some help on the Pluperfect.
Please make sure you separate whites from coloureds as I wouldn't want to ruin any items.

My neighbour was given one.
It is a Spuds/Inter.
She is a Spurs fan and as her family are Italian and support Inter it has some use for her.
There had to be one that has value!

 

Presumably it could be great for small children as you can cut it in half, creating 2 scarves for the price of one, to be worn on alternate days or weekly depending on the weekend's relative results ?

 

I would never advise cutting a small child in half,it will make a terrible mess on the carpet.

 

Tiled floors are much, much easier to clean as they don't soak up blood.

Trust me...

 

The tile grout stains badly though and they have those clever CSI UV lights these days.
Better to do it in the garden and then water it well into the soil. Then build a patio.

 

No - taping over the grout works a treat, along with copious quantities of bleach. And doing it with the curtains drawn means nosy neighbours can't watch you over the garden fence...

 

There’s not really much point discussing this game. It’s an easy win.

What I want to know it, who do we want in the fourth round?

Think there will be some upsets, but definitely not in our game against Working, Waking, Wokham or whatever they are called.

I’m going for Barnsley to beat Burnley, Walsall to beat Bolton, Gillingham to beat Cardiff, Lincoln as they will beat Everton, Fleetwood and Wimbledon play each other, I would take either of those and finally Accrington Stanley (who are they, exactly) can beat Ipswich.

So in our fourth found draw I would like one of the following;

Barnsley
Walsall
Gillingham
Lincoln
Fleetwood or Wimbledon
Accrington Stanley

 

We will lose. We will. We will field a bunch of reserves who really don't want to be there.

 

Are you trying to remind us of Millwall away a couple of seasons ago!

 

Javi says Kabasele, Prodl and Gray are injured and Okaka and big Marvin ate unavailable as they're flirting with Udinese. Everyone else fit.

Penererereandapanda is fit and raring to go.

Chalobah is in a good moment.

 

I'm rather hoping he'll be in a good 90 minutes.

 

Dahlberg;
Navarro, Wilmot, Mariappa, Masina;
Hughes, Quina, Chalobah, Sema;
Success, Peñaranda.

 

Don’t care about the score, just want Chalobah and Pen to play so we can see how crap they both are.