[NOT HAPPENING] Paco Alcácer

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Burnsy, Jul 27, 2018.

  1. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Wrong he is an estate agent
     
  2. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Zut alors!
     
  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    The irony loan window remains open however.
     
  4. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    My sister in law in Harpenden used to irony for Graham Rix's ex wife.
    He sounded a real charmer!
     
  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Certainly a lot of 'borrowed' material on this forum.
     
  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    You seem shackled to Harpenden.
     
  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    The Bobby P thread seems to have died.

    Excellent.
     
  8. Espèce de putain.
     
  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Ah, the lyrical language of love.
     
  10. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Has this **** signed yet ?
     
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  11. Mighty Mo

    Mighty Mo Reservist

    Available - Adam LeFonde is a free agent - make it happen!
     
  12. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    We can't sign him on a free as the window is shut. Might be able to loan him though?
     
  13. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Free agents can be signed by a club at any time during the season, if they had been released by their previous club before the end of the transfer window.
     
  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Provided the free agent window is still open, of course.
     
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  15. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Yes, but only if signed with another free agent at the same time. Alone isn't allowed until January, as I understand it.
     
  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    What are the rules if the free loan window is open but the loan blinds are closed ?
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    You’ve put your finger on the potential loophole.

    Could one of the players in here mention it to Gino?

    (Younes, if you pick up the baton on this, it may help if you wear your name badge.)
     
  18. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    And make sue it has staff on it so he doesn't assume you are a visitor poking your nose in.
     
  19. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Bet Reddit hasn't got this much irony and humour.
     
  20. Yah, but what if you just want to find out about transfers? It's as if you lot don't really care about Mr Gracia and the club.
     
  21. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Mr Who? Transfers? What you on about?
     
  22. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    What the window for loaning back Reids from Reddit?
     
  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    wages
     
  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Ah.

    I didn’t realise that defecating in the Co op car park was so lucrative.
     
  25. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    No,but my brother is!
    Nice park though,Rothamsted,good for alpacas I'd imagine.
     
  26. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Splendidly Anglo Saxon name.
     
  27. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    The way I pronounce this guy’s name we should be able to shoehorn it into the La Bamba chant.

    Make it so Gino.
     
  28. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    With the added bonus of being a good footballer too!
     
  29. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Going on loan to Borussia Dortmund on a seasons loan with an option to buy for about £20m per BBC gossip page.
     
  30. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Confirmed.
     
  31. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I hope Deulofeu has deleted Alcacer off his phone and blocked him on social media.
     
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  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Deulofeu off to Dortmund in January. Remember you heard it here first.
     
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  33. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I would have said his tactic of holding off for a better offer worked...

    ....until 5:45pm yesterday.

    (I’ll regret this post in January when he’s hit 15 in the Bundesliga and Okaka is coughing his lungs up after 20mins against Lincoln in the FA Cup)
     
  34. Malteser

    Malteser Squad Player

    Scored a hattrick today.
     
  35. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Watched the last 20 minutes of this game as the inevitable began to happen in ours. Unbelievable entertainment as our man Paco hit a couple late goals after Dortmund had fought back from 2-1, and then 3-2 down in the final 10 minutes. Lovely finish from a well-worked free kick, and then struck his own free kick from 30 yards in the dying seconds to seal the 4-3 win.

    Runaway hornet Jadon Sancho impressed with his direct running and clever use of the ball.

    Too bad we’re not watching those guys link up in our yellow.
     

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