Liverpool 5-0 Watford FC - 17/03/2018

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by LondonOrn, Mar 10, 2018.

  1. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    You'll be able to fly.
     
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  2. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Ken Dodd dies. Carra gets suspended from his Sky gig for gobbing at a child. Can the week get any worse for the Scousers?
     
  3. mgf_portas

    mgf_portas Academy Graduate

    x1 ticket for sale. Meet at Anfield on match day/Manchester this week
     
  4. Bore

    Bore Reservist

    Anyone else think that Prodl and Mapps will have Sahla, Mane and Ferminio in their back pockets?
     
  5. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Nope!
     
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  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Excellent new spelling of Doucoure.
     
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  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Plainly a rugby score.

    Would we stand a better chance playing with the ovoid ball?

    Deeney vs Firmino, Okaka vs Lallana?

    If we win the toss, is there anything in the laws to stop us requesting a code switch?
     
  8. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Can we just forfeit the game and give them 3 points? In chess you can call a draw ir a Stalemate.

    As a punishment for not playing the fixture, Deeney and Gray have a penalty shoot out contest with Gray having no goal keeper when he takes his kicks.

    Odds on for Gray to win are 500 to 1. Don’t put your house on it.
     
  9. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    What are the odds on Liverpool scoring more than England on Saturday?
     
  10. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Real class from Carragher.
    Apparently the Mank girl he spat at and hit in the face was 14 years old, although in his defence he did say she was goading him after the defeat. :eek:
     
  11. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Gotta love how everyone keeps mentioning the girls age like it makes it 10 times worse. Interview yesterday mention 14 about, well 14 times!

    In his defence he probably didn't see her and even if he did I'm sure he didn't think "she looks about 14, I think I'll gob in her face".

    In his prosecution spitting is bloody vile and only a thick inbred moron would ever even think to resort to spitting let alone actually carrying it and just show what a neanderthal arse he really is.
     
  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Just another case of scousers being victimised. Why should a grown wealthy man from the most special city in the world have to put up with abuse from someone from Manchester ? If he wasn't from Liverpool we'd all be rolling about having a good laugh about it. Its just pure jealousy. Hasn't Liverpool already suffered enough over the last 40 years ??
     
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  13. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Carragher and the bloke driving the other car capture everything about Scousers: an annoying prat who thinks he's being funny (the 'goader') and an aggressive berk with an inflated opinion of his station in life (Carra)
     
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  14. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    There is no 'defence' for what he did
     
  15. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Only over the whole "she was only 14" forore trying to make it even worse than it was because of her age.

    I agree it's totally vile.
     
  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I have a fever and the only cure is more cow bell!

    Oliver!
     
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  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    But it is worse because of her age.

    Spitting on someone is vile. Spitting on a child is unspeakable!

    Like any act of violence, perpetrated against those who are more vulnerable, it's even more reprehensible.

    I hate Scousers.

    The Sound of Music
     
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  18. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    I hate Scousers? Never heard of it....was it a film or on Broadway?
     
  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Me too though in my extreme yoof I used to fancy Nerys Hughes when she was in the Liver birds.
     
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  20. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    3-1 Liverpool. Deeney with a 90th minute consolation which comes about by Lovren clearing the ball into Troy's face and it trickling over the line. It's still enough to win himself the coveted MOTM award from GoingDown, despite Deeney having fewer touches of the ball than Karnezis (as he did against Arsenal and West Brom).
     
  21. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    Nerys Hughes is from Rhyl.

    I can't think of a single Mickie, dead or alive, that isn't/wasn't a complete hound.
     
  22. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    The 'annoying prat' was presumably a Mancunian.
     
  23. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I hate Scousers, I hate Geordies, I hate Sweaties, who could ask for anything more
     
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  24. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    So not 'And I pity, any Scouser who isn't me tonight'....silly PO
     
  25. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Might Carragher lose his punditry career? Quite likely. No sympathy whatsoever, it was foul.
    Nobody comes out of that video clip well, mind. Driving without due care and attention - both drivers?
    People who think goading others is good? You got a reaction, well done, mate.
    But is this thread going to spend the rest of the week in self-righteous indignation mode, with people trying to out-outrage each other?
     
  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I know she's welsh. I fancied the role she played. I fancied a scouse character. That's what I can't get over.
     
  27. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Ruth Madoc....phwooar
     
  28. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    No. Another Scouser
     
  29. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    There is no suggestion in the Liver Birds that Sandra is from Liverpool, merely that she lives in a flat in Liverpool.

    Right, stop that, it's silly.
     
  30. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    You've seen the video and yet think the 'goader' (with the broadest Scouse accent imaginable) is Mancunian??!!
     
  31. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    You got to admit this is eye candy (totally accept your point about a hound tho')

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  32. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    Frankly, I'd prefer Ruth Madoc.....
     
  33. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Good morning campers.
     
  34. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Perfick
     
  35. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    lest we forget this little cherub

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