MAN V FAT FOOTBALL (BOREHAMWOOD LEAGUE)

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  1. Mark Hughes

    Mark Hughes Academy Graduate

    Hi all,

    Firstly thank you to the admins for allowing this post.

    MAN v FAT Football is a football league only for guys who want to lose weight. Every player is in the same situation and wants the same thing - to enjoy football, lose weight and get healthier. Uniquely, the league is decided not just on points won, but pounds lost. We give support to every player with unique resources, inspiration and 24/7 support to help you lose weight, get fitter and enjoy the beautiful game.

    For more information or to sign up -

    https://manvfat.com

    https://manvfatfootball.org/borehamwood

    Cheers guys,

    Mark
     
  2. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Could you email me some more details please mate? Very interested in this.

    TroyDeeney@wfc.com

    etc etc
     
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  3. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Congratulations for getting back in the saddle so quickly after Saturday, Sparky.
     
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  4. I might be interested, what are the half time snacks like?
     
  5. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    did you know there's a gym in america called planet fitness that gives out free pizza? No joke!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Relegation Certs Squad Player

  7. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Fair play - good idea.
     
  8. Is that one of the personal trainers?
     
  9. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I think we all can agree that the kindest thing for fat people is to be herded into aircraft hangers and starved thin
     
  10. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    They'd just eat each other until only one super obese one remained.
     
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  11. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Ha ha, everyone on this thread making out their not salad dodging lard arses!
     
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  12. Phippsy62

    Phippsy62 Academy Graduate

    Watford fc is an anagram of FFAT CROWD

    Ask your Missus if you're a bit podgy
    Ask the blokes at work if you're carrying a bit too much timber
    Ask the bloke next to you at footy if he has enough room

    11 weeks into the 14 week season and I'm 2 stone lighter

    Come and 'ave a go if you think you're lard enough

    Seeya down there on Friday
     
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  13. Mark Hughes

    Mark Hughes Academy Graduate

    Hi mate,

    I tried to email you however it bounced back. Email me on mark.nutrition17@gmail.com, I'll be able to pass on any further details.

    Cheers,

    Mark
     
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  14. Phippsy62

    Phippsy62 Academy Graduate

    oh dear, Mark
    I'll explain at footy tonight how the minds of the people on this forum work.

    I'll be at the game tomorrow so I can hang around the players entrance and pass a message on to Troy for you
     
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    Relegation Certs Squad Player

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  16. Phippsy62

    Phippsy62 Academy Graduate

    At least people are looking at the thread now !

    Guys, this isn't a money making scheme. It's a diet tool for MEN ONLY
    Once we've weighed in, we have a game of 6-a-side. The games are competitive, but also great fun, especially as a lot of the guys haven't played for years. Being chubby tends to make you think you couldn't play anymore.

    If you know anyone who this might appeal to, just let them know about MANVFAT.
    I rolled up on week one, not knowing anybody, and that was the case with most of the guys who signed up.
    You score goals off the pitch too by losing weight, and in December we sent a team up to St George's Park (FA centre of excellence) for a tournament involving teams from another 30 odd leagues from around the country. Unfortunately we lost in the 1/4 final, but it was a fantastic experience.

    If anyone does sign up, I'm sure you'll make yourself, and your family, proud that you're actually getting involved

    Standard ranges from "haven't played for 20 years" to "used to be in pro academy, look at me now". (There's an ex-scummer academy guy in the Red team, if you want to come and trip him up)
    Age range is 19 to 55 in our league

    oh, one final thing. The St George's Park tournament was on 16th Dec. Such a shame I had to miss the Huddersfield match !!!!
     
  17. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    I wouldn't want to play football, or indeed share Oxygen, with anyone who referred to other men as "guys".

    Especially if they were fat as well.
     
  18. Phippsy62

    Phippsy62 Academy Graduate

    Liked cos you took the time to read the thread.......

    By the way, I and quite a few of the Fellas (better?) will be at the game tomorrow, we attend most home and away matches, but don't worry about sharing the Oxygen , I bring my own supply.
    If you see me, come and say hello. I'll be in my red Cycle Confident kagoule.
     
  19. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    No, that drip wasn’t fat, he was just a bell end. I don’t go to home games, because I don’t like being around Watford fans.
     

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