Kiko Femenia

Discussion in 'Former Players Archive' started by hornmeister, Aug 13, 2017.

  1. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Does anybody know when he might be back?
     
  2. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    If we knew what was wrong with him, a suggestion could be made.

    Get more information from The Kremlin then you do from our medical team.
     
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  3. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    GD, are you interfering with the Russians who are interfering with western democracy?
     
  4. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Posted on social media that he is back soon. Great news.
     
  5. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Hopefully he'll be back in time to see Holebas' next contract extension.
     
  6. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    They all say "be back soon"

    Prodl was for about 2 months !
     
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  7. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    Should just be back for the cup final then, excellent news.
     
  8. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    I would sack the medical team right now if I were Gino... I mean, what the f@ck have they actually done that benefits us? Every player that has a minor injury is ending up having a prolonged injury for months on end - it sounds like they are making their injuries worse! It seems like sending our players to Watford General would get them back to playing quicker than our bunch of "physios" would.
     
  9. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Clearly had enough too if him liking Riyad Mahrez's Instagram post about beating us is anything to go by!
     
  10. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Back to his best on Saturday. Ok not amazing defensively but solid enough, a great outlet and so so so good on the ball.
     
  11. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    https://www.diarioinformacion.com/h...aterra-vive-futbol-espana-ataque/2088521.html

    “I am delighted to be at Watford. Hopefully I would like to stay for many years and would like to retire here, maybe that's a bit strong as I'm still only 27 years old, but I wouldn’t mind. Additionally, my style of football is perfect for the league, which is very offensive and direct.”

    I love this player. Brilliant attitude towards the club and is a class act on the pitch too.
     
    Last edited: Nov 22, 2018
  12. You have to love Google translate -

    Q How many competitions are there?
    R Three. The normal league and then two cups: the Carabao (League Cup), which includes teams of all categories, and the Queen.

    Q Do you pineapple with the Spanish team?
    A Yes, I'm pretty close to Gerard Deulofeu,
     
  13. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Gone next summer then ..
     
  14. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    ha ha....yes. That doesn't translate too well. It means to stick together or socialise. Think of a pineapple with all the parts sticking together to make a whole. It's a colloquial phrase.
     
  15. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Uh oh. When a player starts talking like this about the club it's a sure fire sign they'll be at Sheffield Wednesday by the end of the season.
     
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  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes, it's the "I know I'm struggling to hold down a place but please don't kick me out" interview.
    Time to reclaim his WFC shinpads.
     
  17. And what is the reference to the FA Cup being the Queen all about?
     
  18. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    It doesn't mean Queen in this context. It means the main event or the major cup competition.
     
  19. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Wait, he *didnt* mean Queen and pineapple??
     
  20. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Why is this clown so consistently picked over Janmaat? He is absolute toilet.

    Bit of pace and absolutely useless in every other department. Janmaat is ten times the player Kiko is or ever will be.
     
  21. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Yep, janmaat has a goal threat too. Him coming on as a sub gives us more chance of a goal than success gray and cleverley.

    Just another shyte decision by gracia to add to the long list
     
  22. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Spends about 20 minutes practicing crosses in the warm up, can't cross for **** during the game.

    In our long list of pointless footballers, he's pretty high.
     
  23. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

  24. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Was reading an article earlier today about how he has panic attacks on the pitch. And the ******s in charge thought it was a good idea to play someone so fragile in a cup final. I despair.
     
  25. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    I suspect the only he gets picked is so that we have at least one player in our back line that doesn’t look like they’re playing walking football.
     
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  26. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Well even someone like Javi will have favourites and of course Kiko is Spanish..
     
  27. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Is this a joke?
     
  28. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    He is good going forward, but not so good defensively perhaps we should play him as an out and out winger with a more defensive player in behind him at RB.

    That way, he could track back to help out the RB rather than be our main defender in that position. IMO that would strengthen the defence, because we can still take advantage of his defensive play, but not totally rely on it.
     
    Last edited: May 20, 2019
  29. Rookery Refugee

    Rookery Refugee Reservist

    Femenia has pace and confidence going forward. Decent final ball (i.e. better than Amrabat) but not fantastic. Defence is lacking. He is fragile. This pretty much makes him a slightly faster, slightly weaker version of Janmaat. One of them is fine. Pick one, sell the other, bring in someone better at the spot.
     
  30. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Him and Janmaat have worked well together.

    Wonder how the latter will take to basically being 2nd choice this season - probably won't be too chuffed.
     
  31. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Signor Neat N Tidy.

    If only we needed someone to fill that Jurado sized hole in midfield .
     
  32. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Her real name is Pauline Matthews &, charmingly, she’s a mere 19 days older than Elton.
     
  33. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Kiko's final ball is consistently terrible. He gets into good positions out wide, but can't cross for ****.
     
  34. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    ...Toffee?

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  35. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Breaking news: Everton have launched a £50m bid for Femenia
     

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