Things you hate III

You're not trying to ruin my post with fact are you?

Don't tell me you're Italian......

 

Sorry I'm not keen on the chocolate either. Sadly not Italian but had the joy of working in the Italian Lakes and mountains for 4 years.

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Ever get to Lago di Ledro? .... It's quite small and higher up so a few degrees cooler than the others which is great in the summer, less commercial too which I very much prefer: Popular amongst campers.

 

I mostly worked on Lake Maggiore but did a summer on Lake Garda and did a day sailing on Lake Ledro. Good choice if want a relaxing holiday, good walking and still close to north of Lake Garda if want a bit more going on.

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Yeah, why should you have to say things correctly when your job is to say things correctly? Fummin! Call the union!

 

Ditto

 

Henry the hoover.

Massively overrated.

 

Disagree. For the price it's build quality is amazing.
Dyson on the other hand are made of tissue.

 

And he has a happy face!!

 

People who think it is reasonable to park here. (LS53 GXE) This is the 2nd selfish **** inside a week.


Considering it blocks access to the bins, garages behind the bins (under the trees), makes it difficult for people parked on the left to leave an impossible for cars & vans to enter the car park on the blocked driveway. Gap left is 1.9m My car width 2.02m

 

Dump your rubbish in the car bonnet .

Failing that just dump on it

 

It'll be losing a wing mirror if it's still there at 17:00

 

On the tube, in the morning, on the way to work.

When your phone rings, you answer it. Don't leave it ringing for ages. No one wants to listen to your ****ty ringtone, alright?

 

Folllowing on form this. People that think it's reasonable to play music on their mobile phone without headphones.

It's sounds ****, it's **** music and you're a ****.

 

This 100%

 

The UK should start a Gulag if only to put these utter ****s in it.

Also, people who drive round with music blaring out. I have an agreement with my kids that if we're out and about and some attention seeker goes past with it on full blast, they start dancing in the most stupid way possible and point at the car.

The best results are obtained with slow moving traffic.

 

All it does is advertise the fact they're too tight to have/use aircon.

 

You wait until you start having the "...Dad's car so Dad's music arguments...".

 

Restaurants that think it's acceptable to serve 3 fat squared off potatoes in a bucket when you order chips.

Buckets are for putting **** in not food.
(disclaimer balti is an exception)

 

You might enjoy this, Meister:
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the mobile phone and trains doesn't mix. Just turn the bloody thing off. I don't want to hear you giving it the billy big bollox to your colleague at about your latest deal. This happens a lot but nobody ever says anything, we all just looked at each other and grimace but the everybody is thinking 'this bloke is a ****-'

I was in the quite carriage recently and had to ask the bloke next to me whether he was nearly finished on the phone. He told me to chill out but he did end his call - that was awkward for the rest of the journey though!

 

I seem to remember that Virgin actually installed Faraday Cages in their quiet carriages so you couldn't use a mobile phone...

 

Those mobile phone posts have set off my 'things I hate' gland, is can feel my anxieties rising.

Other people really ruin this world for me you know!

In the gym:

People are so annoying in the changing room, selfish and inconsiderate.

Some **** strutting around infront of the mirror, just in his pants, chatting to his mate loudly on the mobile. What about? Arsenal. Is it really that important to chat bullshine about football right now? At this minute? Just get showered, changed and go home you plum.

Then there are others who take pictures of themselves in front of the mirror whilst doing the Arne poses (mirror selfies?) Wan*ers. Next time I must make sure that I'm in the background bending to pick something up off the floor.

People walking at you with their head buried in the phone as you open the door for them. The worst offenders are the baby-chino-super-skinny-mocha-choca- chino-latte brigade. They rush from their SUV to drop their precious, uncontrolled offspring for tennis coaching or swimming. I didn't know that too posh to push actually meant too posh to push open a door. Big C's the lot of them.

The hairdryer: Most of the blokes at this gym are middle aged baldies and I have sympathy. Why the hell do they need a hairdryer? Oh yes of course, to blow dry their nuts, sometimes they use the double dryer method, you've guessed it, one front and one back end. Weirdos!

The tennis players are extremely selfish - Taking up all of the bench space with their racket bag. Put the bloody thing on the floor before I sit on it.

 

I'd love to block the signal, but I don't think that it's legal

 

What happened at 17:00? Had the car been moved?

 

There's a simple answer here. Stop going to the gym.

 

Sound advice from @"Giant Haystacks" Keighley there.

 

I was on a train in the early 90's when mobiles were still fairly rare, when this guy was shouting down his mobile so everyone could hear him telling his assistant "who's the boss".

"Buy, buy, buy!"
"I dont care how much it costs, just buy them!"
"Just dont argue, do as you are told!"

etc, etc, being the right "Billy Bog Bollox".

He was getting on everyone's ****, so imagine the laughter all round when his mobile actually started to ring as he was holding it up his ear..
He was just pretending

 

I only go to the changing rooms!

 

Blokes that peddle those idiot flat type bikes(never seen a woman on one). Why, just why? You look a tool, I can't believe they are safe and they may as well come with a giant sign on them that says 'run me over'

 

A Bickerton?

 

A recumbent bicycle.

Some cyclists are nobs, recumbent cyclists are the tip.

 

Georgie ******* Bingham!