Record Breaking Season Ahead?

I think you definitely have a good chance of beating Derby County's record of 11 points, set in 2007/2008. My prediction is that you'll scrape 4 points this season, all via nil-nil draws with all your players behind the ball for 90 minutes.

Bournemouth will do well. They're a very exciting side with a very exciting manager. You must be very jealous of them. Norwich will struggle. You, unfortunately, are going to learn the hard way that bargain basement foreigners aren't a substitute for English players with Premier League experience.

Your key player this season? Troy Deeney of course. I think he'll be vital for your 11 man defence.

 

:sign15: very good donny.

 

3/10.

 

Long-awaited return, & it's a damp squib. So disappointing.

While you're here though, what happened to this prediction?

 

I'm off to a 40th birthday party tonight. Anyone else doing much?

 

Ha ha ha ha.

 

Nah not really. Probably watch a movie. Wanna go through the Saw movie series again

 

Generous.

 

What factor sun cream are we all taking on holiday? Is 50 too much?

 

The effort to change accounts is worthy of a 3.

Think Moog needs a pre season rest.

 

I took 30 and look a bit like Dr Zoidberg

 

If ginger, not enough. Otherwise too much.

 

Thanks

 

We played the real Wimbledon today.

 

This is really annoying, because it's so lazy. The 'jokes' aren't even approaching half-baked, I hate s-h-i-t satire, cheapens us all.

 

How far are the MK Dongs from the Premier League?

Oh yeah....

 

Not me. I'm trolling the concacaf gold cup.

 

Depends if you're ginger, in which case it isn't nearly enough. But then I'd hope not to have to see your pasty unappealing body anywhere near the beach unless fully clothed.

 

You are all making this up about knowing what sun factor cream to use

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ople-not-understand-SPF-protection-means.html

 

I'm going to use spf 150, complete sun block all over and then bs to everyone i went to the Maldives.

 

No. Better safe than sorry.

Is Sue Barker badly lesbo?

 

All the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

Poor effort.

 

I'm watching The Nebraskan on TCM, I do like a Western. Might have a beer and some snacks too.

 

I don't imagine I'm going to need any factor 50 in Tokyo in September.

 

I think you're making a rather moot point.

 

Redacted

 

Hey how, at least you might have a chance of watching Premier League football at Stadium Franchise in a year or 2.

That's provided Spuds do decide to squat there while White Hart Lane is redeveloped.

Otherwise if you want to watch the PL you'll have to stick to Sky Sports.

 

So wait, are MK Dons our rivals now?
I know they are not a million miles away but they have never been in our league.

 

Milton Keynes. :]]

I've seen more excitingly designed rectangles.

 

You'll come back looking like one of Josef Fritzel's kids with factor 50.

 

Controversial.

 

If you were given a load of empty fields and tasked with designing a brand new city, what kind of boring moron would you be to come up with Milton Keynes?

All the things they could have done - and they did that. Not a monorail or a water slide in sight :dismay:

 

Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky tacky,
Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.